cloud forest biome my beloved

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

"Or we could just shoot each other. Here. Have guns. I don't care anymore." line from TADC really does so much for me. I can get some news at work and just run through this line silently in my head and move on.

Sure. Whatever. We're doing that now. I don't care anymore.

i highly recommend developing an intense interest in some natural phenomenon or creature such as bugs or stars or mushrooms. you will be delighted every time you go outside

Literally cannot believe I was ever scared of getting older like this is awesome. Learning so many new things about myself & reacting to things that used to get under my skin so differently. This is so sexy.

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

the knife

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

Imagine for a moment you’re one of Lou Wilson’s new neighbors. This guy moves in driving the joker-mobile. He gives you his number and when your call goes to voicemail you’re treated to a full gospel choir. One day you catch a glimpse through his window and he’s just scratching hundreds of scratch-off lottery tickets. He owns two jet skis.

*stopping random people at the mall* look out, ok, because today was a friday thursday