Primus inter pares

“I’m not pissed off at you, Dylan, I just find you annoying,” she clarified. She was a bit irate, maybe, but that had more to do with the situation right now than anything else. Whatever was going on with her hand was concerning, but that was something to be pushed to the side for now. Rolling her eyes a bit as Dylan failed to properly get her words out, Sloan kept in close by Dylan, not about to let her wander off. “Seriously, just come with me. I’ll get you home and then I’ll rest better. I mean, I was dragged all the way out here, I’m not leaving without getting you home.” Sloan had a feeling that Dylan wouldn’t be cooperating any time in the near future, but she had to at least try. Much as she’d love to get back to bed so she could be ready for her race, Sloan knew it wouldn’t sit well with her if she left Dylan like she was.

Dylan rolled her eyes and huffed. “Fine you know what let’s just go, whatever and just so you know, I’m not annoying, you are.” She added as she began walking towards the exit with a frown, determined to find the exit without Sloan’s help, she swayed and bumped into people on the way but eventually she did and the moment the air hit her she leaned against the wall for support and groaned. “Where’s your stupid car?” She asked. “The earth is spinning.... Well the earth is always spinning but I feel like I’m spinning with it and not on it.” She talked mostly to herself, leaned against the wall and taking deep breaths with her eyes closed as she regained her bearings. “Alright... I can walk.” She slurred as she swayed a little once she let go of the wall.”

“That’s exactly what it was. People just went missing and oh, well. What the hell are they going to do about it. World hasn’t changed as much as people seem to think.”

“Well considering there’s nazi assholes actually being public about their bullshit, I’d say the world actually hasn’t changed at all or some places more than others at least..”

“the sith lightsabers are great, kylo ren’s is fantastic. i always thought darth maul deserved more, like his fight scene was epic but it’s like he was hardly in the movie. I agree on that, hayden was a good ani. Oh gosh have you seen the musical? There’s this group on youtube that did a musical called Ani and it’s about darth vader, it’s pretty funny, especially if you know star wars because you get the references” lakyn stopped, realizing she’d been rambling on for a while about star wars. Laughing a little she nodded “besides, instant pho wouldn’t really have all the health benefits or deliciousness of real pho. Nice to meet you Dylan, it’s always good to geek out with someone about star wars. why do people think girls can’t talk about star wars for a conversation? dumb”

“See I always thought Darth Maul had a lot more potential and his lightsaber is awesome but you’d have to be very skilled or otherwise you risk accidentally injuring yourself, Kylo’s looks great but much like the type of swords it was designed after, the design is more for show than for practical reasons and in the lightsabers case very dangerous for the user as well. Oh no, I haven’t seen the musical but I’ll check it out for sure.” She nodded her head and shrugged her shoulders rolling her eyes. “It’s stupid, men can be pretty dumb and some girls too, thinking all we should care about is make up and clothes and stuff, I love Star Wars and Harry Potter and videogames though I don’t have much time to play them anymore but when I feel frustrated, I play cause it’s better to get your frustration by beating virtual characters rather than people. I also love sports and cars and bikes but my mom told me if I ever bought a bike she’s taking me out of her will.” She chuckled

When she realized Dylan was about to guzzle both of the shots, Sloan made a move to try and stop her, but was just a tad too late. “Jesus. If I have to take your dumbass to get your stomach pumped this late in the evening, I’m going to be so pissed off at you,” Sloan grumbled, trying to keep the rising irritation out of her voice. She had a feeling that it would only encourage Dylan to be more annoying if she let it show.

Keeping a hand on Dylan’s side, half curled around her waist, Sloan took a step closer to the bar to grab the bill and the credit card. Wincing when she saw the numbers printed on it, she sighed again loudly, taking the card with an appreciative nod. “Well, hopefully this will teach her not to be a complete moron next time.” She doubted it would, but the thought was nice.

“I should be, you’re very right, but I’m not. Instead, I’m here picking you up so that I can take you home safely,” she pointed out, deciding not to mention the fact that Dylan had practically asked for her. Odds were Dylan would deny it vehemently anyway. With Dylan’s hand at her shoulders, her chin following shortly after, Sloan took the chance to grab the woman’s hips to hopefully stop her from going anywhere for a short time. “Very small, yes, thank you. But, not so small that I can’t pick you up and carry you where we need to go. Which is home. Both of us. Well, I’ll drop you off at your home and then go to my own home. Obviously. I mean, really, is Brady home all by himself while you’re out here getting shitfaced?”

Dylan rolled her eyes and then swayed in her place after that, holding onto Sloan’s shoulders for balance. “You’re already pissed off at me and for something that isn’t even my fault, I’m pissed off at you too cause.” She scoffed as she remembered but still, she was too drunk and it felt nice being this close to the other woman so she didn’t even realize when her hands moved to play with Sloan’s hair as she swayed a little completely off rhythm with the music.

Dylan frowned and scoffed. “I’m perfectly capa...” She trailed off after butchering the word with a frown, her tongue felt too heavy. “I’m perfectly able to get myself home safely and no, I paid my neighbor to watch him for the night, you should go rest for your event I can take a cab home.” She replied stubbornly and took a step back and then turned and walked in the wrong direction.