**shoutout to @imhotnhorny for suggesting this plot (here)**
I was just about to get in the shower and wash my dick up when Nikki—the girl I was supposed to be fucking that night—texted and said she wasn’t coming because her ex-boyfriend showed up at her place. Talk about mad, I was fucking furious. My mind was already set on getting some pussy and she’d fucked it all up. Since I wasn’t getting any pussy that night, I decided to just jackoff and take my ass to bed. But just as I was grabbing my bottle of lotion…
“Fuck!” my roommate Troy yelled.
I stepped out of my room to see him standing over by the staircase with his phone. “Yo, what’s wrong bruh?”
“That stupid ho Lisa stood me up, Derrick. She been hittin’ me up all night on Instagram and was supposed to be coming over so we could fuck, but now she ain’t comin’ because out of nowhere she’s on her period. These bitches play too many games, bruh.”
“You can say that again. Remember the girl Nikki I told you about from my finance class?”
“That bitch stood me up, too. And she fine as fuck. I was gonna date her ass but fuck it now. I’m not spendin’ my money on a bitch that ain’t either suckin’ my dick or givin’ me some pussy. Real talk.”
Me and Troy lived in a four-bedroom apartment with two of our other friends not far from our school’s campus. That night, our other two roommates Gary and Micah were spending the night with their girlfriends, so me and Troy were the only two there. I could tell he was just as pissed as I was about being stood up, and that he was even more pissed that he’d have to jackoff to catch a nut that night just like me.
“I did not want to have to beat my meat tonight,” I said with a laugh.
He laughed and said, “Me either, bruh. Looks like it’s gonna be one of them nights though. I’ma take a shower in a little bit and probably handle my business in there. Goodnight, man.”
I went into the bathroom I shared with Micah on our side of the hall and took a piss before stripping down to my boxers. I took a few selfies and sent them to Nikki to let her know what she was missing. I then took my dick out and started playing with it to get it hard. I snapped a pic of it and sent it to her with the hopes that her ex would see it and flip out on her. The bitch deserved it for standing me up. I couldn’t stand it when girls played around like that. And then they wonder why we dog them out.
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