MIND ON THE GRIND

my friend and i were watching veggietales and there’s this scene where all of the veggies are tied up and one of them is like “this looks like a job for someone with hands” and then they all look sadly at each other for a soli d 15 seconds and i lost it

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

That sounds like a good way to get shot

lol what are you, a gun cuck? can’t kill a man with your own hands?

this is my FAVORITE post please write “what are you, a gun cuck?” on my tombstone

oh my god

everyone needs to see this video at least once in their life

I think my favorite thing about dogs is that they can, in fact, perceive the tone/mood of music, just as they can with human voices.

The goodest of boys… also the grooviest

We’ve killed more animals in the past month than there are stars in our galaxy.

Rubbing alcohol is for wounds on the outside, but drinking alcohol is for wounds on the inside.

damn tommy… real

okay but are you really going to take screenwriting advice from tommy wiseau?

If Tommy Wiseau told me to jump out of a moving vehicle I would do so without hesitation