ANSWER THE RIDDLE FIRST

like anora but less jokes

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

he's unironically 100% correct and i will hear nothing against him

i’m on a whole foods diet but not like what you think. i’m literally only eating foods from the store whole foods.

even my tampons are fucking organic!!!!! whatever that means.

when i died irl it was like five firefighters attacking my body screaming to wake up and i got a trillion shots all at once they literally jammed an iv into my leg bone but in my head…. was speaking to god!!!! and abe lincoln. god was like nooo don’t go you’re hot. i’m like ok u hot genderless being lets live.

and like now i’m literally an angel reborn onto this earth…. with a newfound religious twist.