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of course they cast a man as paul mccartney 🙄 derivative

why is anthony bourdain always bullying those gay vampires. is this the interview

i took elvish in school and i fucking hated it. the teacher was like 700 years old and he'd like take us on field trips to sit on the banks of babbling brooks and watch the fall of sunlight through the leaves. my friends in spanish class were like conjugating verbs and shit and meanwhile i was in an old-growth forest being overcome with awe at the sight of a majestic stag. like uhh yeah mr autumnheart when are we gonna learn like any grammar "listen to the murmur of the wind in the treetops, and you shall find the grammar you seek" like fuck dude your pedagogy leaves much to be desired

if i were doing a "doctor who meets the beatles" episode i would set it in 1969. they've just finished take 276 of maxwell's silver hammer, and the fate of the universe rests on the doctor stopping the rest of the band beating paul mccartney to death with their instruments

nobody better be posting about the met gala without mentioning the giant pro-palestine demonstration going on outside

can we as a society stop fucking making biopics. please just make thinly veiled rpf movies like velvet goldmine instead

‘we need more problematic women’ you guys couldn’t handle yoko ono

I heard that if you play the upcoming beatles biopics at the exact same time the movies synchronize perfectly during the mutual masturbation scene