OKAY I WATCHED THE NEXT 6 REBOOT EPISODES
to quote @mira-meraki "I can't tell if the episodes are getting better or I'm getting desensitized."
First interesting thing to note: while the first 13 episodes took place over several months, these six happen in like a week, tops. Episodes 14, 15, and 16 happen in ONE day (they try and gaslight you into thinking itâs several days, itâs not). I was going to summarize it all but I realized it would take too long and Iâd need to do a PowerPoint or something (and thats ristâs shtick and I donât want to steal it). At the end of the day all you need to know is that itâs mimicking Bloom losing her Dragon Fire in Winx Club season 1, but instead of taking weeks and leading Bloom to discover the truth about her origins, she learns nothing and it takes a single afternoon. Also shoutout to the AI/art team at Rainbow who FORGOT TO PUT THE NAME OF BLOOMâS HIGH SCHOOL TEAM ON THE BANNER ASSET, LEAVING IT AS âTEAM NAMEâ CHAMPIONS (Itâs the Warriors, it was in another shot):
The next three episodes are 1: a filler episode about Teena thatâs accidentally the best of the series, one thatâs a combo of The WItchsâ Seize (S1) and Attack of the Zombie Witches (S3), and *shudder* the one where Diaspro turns into a witch. Like I said, I could summarize them but there isnât really a point here. Somehow so much happens, but at the same time nothing happens at all? And itâs not like you end on a cliffhanger. Diaspro turns into a witch, cackles, and flies off into the un-rendered background of the Alfea campus, and Bloom goes âhuh thatâs probably bad. Anyway!â
I think the most frustrating part of this batch is that there are some really good new concepts, but everything is so fast-paced there isnât time to develop them. Examples include: Icy steals Bloomâs Dragon Fire but is unable to control it due to her own ice-based magic; due to childhood trauma Tecna created a barrier around her emotions, explaining her current personality, and she has to decide whether or not to reverse it; and Bloom constantly struggles against the darkness and Vexiusâ/Dark Bloomâs influence, making it seem like a long-term problem. For people who pick concepts and develop them further and better in their own Winx AUâs, there are some real treasures to find here. Oh and that 3-episode mini arc has some heavy Blicy, including Icy having an existential crisis about Bloom thatâs lowkey hilarious. Itâs not my ship, personally, but someone deserves to get some happiness out of these episodes.
Other goods thingsâĻ.oh! Thereâs a scene with a flashback to the Company of Light that has a really nice art style, probably because itâs in 2D and looks like a human made it. Stella has some lines that seem like classic Stella, which I appreciated. And I do actually like most of what theyâve done with Tecnaâs character. I appreciated her backstory, and liked when she âfreed her emotions,â she was still fundamentally the same person. I know that may be a hot take, but I gotta have one.
Aaaaand, thatâs it! The rest is still ridiculous.
I made a post earlier about the worst episode, and thinking more on it I was right. Winx Club: The Magic Is Back, Season 1 Episode 14 âThe Truth About Bloomâ is the â¨worst episode⨠of Winx Club (it take the title from Season 7 Episode 18 âBanana Dayâ). Itâs so dumb, it ruins Musaâs character in a matter of minutes, and there are *4* montage/music videos in its 20 minute runtime. Speaking of ruining characters, Damien is a full-time bad guy now because of (genuinely) the DUMBEST Vexius plan that somehow worked. He has a weird Green Goblin transformation now and itâs ugly. They reuse the âturning Riven evilâ storyline but donât even involve the Trix, so there isnât even any Driven to make it fun. Bloom continues to be so stupid about her past. I could go on.
Youâve heard it from other people over and over but the animation is SO bad. No oneâs facial expressions are good, the backgrounds are shit, there are at most 5 background characters in a scene, and these people cannot get the lighting consistent across scenes. That picture above in the Gardenia gym? Thatâs supposed to take place at 4:40 in the afternoon. Why is it dark out? Itâs so jarring and I hate it. All of the battle scenes are terrible, with the exception of a short one between Riven and Damien, once again showcasing that Straffi doesnât really care about the girls and should have just made a genderbent Winx Club.
So, these episodes are kind of better, or maybe they just suck in different ways, or maybe Iâm just used to unseen horrors Iâm no longer phased. I do think that, for whatever itâs worth, if Rainbow stopped trying to reuse plot points from the original series, they could make somethingâĻmaybe not good, but passable! Their fear of straying too far from what made them successful is proving to be their downfall. That and terrible pacing (though that could also be more of a changing media landscape thing). I canât really recommend you watch these 6 episodes (except maybe The Firewall, Tecnaâs episode) because itâs 2 hours of your life you wonât get back, but I watched them with friends and ice cream, so it was a net positive.