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2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable
3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are
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1) any stretching is better than no stretching
2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable
3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

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womanhood is an endless cycle of finding your way back to a younger version of yourself and nurturing them
Imposter Syndrome - C.K.
Synopsis. 8010âDOKI-DOKI-GF: Are you a complete nâ utter nerd that just canât seem to find a girlfriend? Have you lied to your family and told them that youâre seeing someone (when you really arenât)? Do you need to save face at the next family dinner before your uncle makes fun of you until the end of time? Well, call our hotline NOW to access Tokyoâs #1 rent-a-girlfriend service! Choso Kamo, unfortunately, is all of the above.
Pairing. Choso Kamo x Reader
Content. MDNI, fem!rentaI girIfriend!reader, nerd!Choso Itadori family shenanigans, meeting the family, fake dating, UncIe Kuna is MEAN, theyâre onto youâŚ, getting kicked out of restaurants, Iove hotels, vĂrgin!Choso, first times (his), PĂSSYDRĂNK CHOSO, making him crawI, oraI (f + m), fĂngering, spĂtting, bĂting, p taIking, scientific taIk HAHA, commands (from you), crĂŠaming his pants, making him cĂşm earIy, multiple oâs (him), MAJOR overstĂm, pĂĄnty-snĂffing, rĂding, making him whĂmper, making him cry, somewhat gĂĄgging (him), teaching him, creampĂes, sIight cĂšmfIation, implied marathon, getting together, happy ending, pet names, swĂŠaring.
Word count. 12.0k
A/N. HEHEHEH-
ââIâm so happy youâve found your person, ChoâŚâ Itadori Jin coos- tearing up.
âP-papa, people are staring.â Choso huffs, spooning the syrupy-sweet cherries on his sundae over to Yujiâs.
âI know, I know.â Jin bats a hand, not-so-discreetly dabbing underneath his eyes using his sweater. âItâs just- your uncle and I were getting so worried, yâknow?â He gestures at his younger twin brother next to himâlooking comically buff in that pretty pink ice cream parlor seat. Jin had chosen this place. âAnd although we didnât lose hope-â
âWhoâs we?â Sukuna snorts.
âI uhâŚwell.â Jin adjusts his glasses and looks over at Itadori Wasuke - currently scooping out his own cherries to flick into the neighboring tableâs cups when they werenât looking. âFather and I didnât lose-â
âI did.â Wasuke looks squarely at his oldest grandson, âNo offense, kid- but I bet ÂĽ400 that youâd die alone.â
Sukuna nods seriously, âI bet ÂĽ20,000.â
To which youâre finallyâŚreaching over to intertwine your fingers with Chosoâs.
âŚChoso drops his cherries.
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[đđ] :: true form!sukuna dealing with your mood swings while pregnant :: tags. wife!reader. fluff, sfw. pregnancy. size diff reader gets called âwoman, bratâ :: wc. 1.8k
youâre crying in your chambers, the volume of your cries overshadowing sukunaâs arrival at the estate. you hiccup and sniffle as you sit in the corner of your shared chambers. there really isnât an end to your mental breakdown.
youâre prone to mood changes because of your pregnancy, already being seven months along. your belly is as round as a globe, sticking out from under your kimono.
you hold onto your lower abdomen while mumbling to yourself. ânot fair,â you rub your blurry eyes with your free hand.
the bedroom doors suddenly swing open.

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Blablabla something something Jason disliking Superman/Clark Kent. When Jason was Robin, he didn't understand Dick's hero worship for the Kryptonianâbut he liked Dick enough to shut up and not say anything about it.
Clark just rubbed Jason the wrong way, and at the time, there was no logical reason behind Jason's distaste. Maybe it has something to do with Superman trying to take Batmom away from him? Dick's out on Bludhaven and is currently on a rough patch with mama, so Jason has him all to himself. But then this random ass guy with superpowers is showing up everywhere! (I like the idea of clingy baby Jason, okay? Shush.)
Can't Jason have just one patrol alone with B-mom? Just one?!
Anyway, any of Clark's attempts at trying to get close with the kid only makes Jason hate him more. Clark doesn't get it, honestly. Dick loves him! Why is this one so stubborn?!
Anyway, Jason dies and comes back from the dead via Lazarus Pit. At first, he was severely heartbroken and angry that Batmom didn't seem to do anything to avenge him! Didn't even try to kill the Joker! He's treating Bruce badly and though it hurts him, he's much too angry to cope in a healthier way.
Eventually, Clark comes clean that Bruce did actually try to avenge his deathâalmost killed the Joker if it weren't for Clark stopping him because the Joker became the... Iranian Ambassador? What the fuck?
Jason is stunnedâhe hears about all of this after having one of the most explosive fights he's ever had with Bruce.
Jason: "Oh, ohhhh fuckkkk fuck FUCK!"
Clark: "Take it easy, kiddo. Don't be too hard on yourself, you couldn't have known."
Jason: "No, I could've! I should've! I.... It's my fault."
Clark: "Hey now, don't say that. You know Bruce wouldn't like it if he heard you say such things. It's not your fault."
Jason: "...."
Jason, slow, dramatic turn towards Clark: ".....you're right.... It's not my fault."
Clark, thinking he's finally bonding with Jason: :)
Jason: "IT'S YOUR FAULT!"
Aaaaannddd now Jason has even more reason to dislike Clark lmfao. Well, on the upside, Jason and Bruce are finally taking the proper steps to work on repairing their relationship so that's all that really matters to Clark. Sorta.
He becomes Jason's new target and it does get a bit... Annoying.
Clark: "I'm really, really sorry Bruce... I should've just come clean to him since the beginning."
Bruce: "Don't worry about it Clark, I'm just... Happy to have my son back."
Clark: "So... You don't hate me?"
Bruce: "Of course no-"
Jason, popping up from out of nowhere: "WHO DON'T?!"
Clark: "..."
Bruce: "???"
Jason: "I'LL ALWAYS HATE YOU BITCH!"
Bruce: "! JASON!"
Clark, unamused:
Jason: "TIL THE DAY I DIE! ....AGAIN"
Bruce: "JASON!!"
Clark: "Bru-"
Jason: "ALWAYS!"
Clark: "..."
Jason: "NO, ALWAAAYSSS!!"
Clark, sighing:
Bruce: "I am so sorry, Clark."
YoâŚthis is my first post on tumblr.. but hereâs the Damian Wayne and heâs little precious kitty Alfred that I drew today!! đđź ( you have no idea how many times I erased Damianâs face over and over again đ)
MDNI - your roomies fight over you <3
pairings - Sato / Sugu / Shoko x f! reader
Shoko glides her tongue right between your puffy folds, flicking onto your clit and making you gasp out, head falling back against the pillows that smell just like her.
'Mnh, you like that, hmm?' She's damn near laughing at you, her nails pressing into your thighs, dark eyes lidded and dilated almost black. "Answer, sweets."
"Mhm!" All you can do is arch more for her, for your roommate who you never thought would be drinking your cunt up. You'd come home utterly horny despite your date being the worst, and Shoko's eyes had locked right in between your thighs, where slick was dribbling.
Need help?
Who the fuck were you to turn down that? To gently tug at her silky dark locks as she trails her fingers through that fucking mess you're making, humming on your clit, your juices drooling down her chin.
"Ngh! Shoko!"
She slurps it all up, slender digits pumping inside your needy walls, she can't help but grind right up against that pillow between her thighs, hoping she can swallow all your clear cum before your other roommates get there.
She just knows Satoru and Suguru will be so fucking mad she tasted you first.
Well, their fault for going to an all day movie marathon, even better for her to part your folds and spit on your clit, smiling at your gasp, at your shaky thighs.
"Have you not been eaten out?" You shake your head. "I'll take good care of this pretty pussy, don't worry."
She's dragging the flat of her tongue on your clit even faster, your screams echoing in the apartment as she drinks your cunt right up, her two fingers stretching out your messy hole. The squelches alone are loud and filthy as you feel your core tightening, closer and closer, blood rushing through your ears.
That's when you hear it.
The door opening, two idiot men laughing and shoving each other, but Shoko doesn't relent one bit, no, she keeps fingering you, looking back at the men at the doorway with dropped open mouths, smirking with her slick face.
"Oh you're so mean," Satoru looks at you now, his eyes dilated bright fucking blue - "I wanted to eat her first!"
"Y-you did?" Your brows draw together in confusion, Satoru strips his pants off so quickly it's fucking comical, as that little pink tongue hits your twitchy clit again, you can see his cock slapping his flat abdomen.
Suguru is still utterly mesmerized by the sight of not just you - but Shoko's pussy right in the air.
"I've already had your panties in my mouth," Satoru walks over and leans forward, stroking his veiny cock now, whining out as your mouth kisses the tip. "Please, pretty girl, wear this as your gloss?"
"You're so fucking corny," Shoko mumbles, leaning up to nip your hip with her sharp teeth, Satoru's gliding his tip in and out of your mouth, Suguru moving closer, eyeing the sight of you.
How filthy you must look.
Thighs spread, her head between your thighs, a pink tip leaking white into your mouth. Suguru can't help but glide two fingers and slide them inside Shoko's cunt, leaning over and pressing kisses right along your ribcage, dark hair falling against your skin.
"You're that wet licking her, huh? Slutty pussy," she moans out, her tongue working you faster, but he yanks them right out, making her huff in frustration.
"You're an idiot too," she swears, Suguru sucks her juices off his fingers, just to tug your head away from Satoru's cock, leaning over you now. You're so fucked out and needy, from all three roommates all over you, it's impossible to take it.
"Open f'me, princess," Suguru murmurs, you do just that, opening wide as he spits Shoko's juices right in your mouth, the sight of it having them pause for just a moment. "Mmm... good girl."
You cum right on Shoko's fingers, they all avidly watch - Satoru's milky drops falling on your face.
"My turn," Suguru hums, making Satoru scowl.
"My turn!?"
"I'm not done yet, go jerk off in the corner," she orders, but they really just don't listen.
****
hehe I love them
2026 Tiny Robin Update
I seen the ask about your thoughts on reverse batfamily and your feelings about Dick being considered Damians dad came up. Which reminded me you don't like it much at the perfect time. I made this post earlier today and want to ask if you can write a post about it yourself? Only if you want and have time though!
https://www.tumblr.com/ughtyrell/818330838409297920/a-scenario-where-everyone-expects-damian-to-side?source=share
Post -- also
"We're leaving the manor for a while, B. We can't keep doing this."
The words ring in Damian's ears. He'd frozen, heart pounding, realising his siblings were leaving him. They'd promised they were family, and now they were leaving him. And then there was a hand on his shoulder, Richard was guiding him out, and his blood ran cold. They weren't leaving him. They intended to make him leave.
And he'd numbly followed, the revelation making his footsteps drag, until they'd stopped in the foyer, next to a pile of suitcases, and Damian had choked, seeing his own among them. The presumptions, the expectations, the demands, they made a fury build in Damian, growing, roiling, hissing, until it finally clawed its way out of him as they negotiated where they would all be staying.
That Timothy would reside with Todd as a temporary measure while his own home was under repairs, though neither of them seemed particularly enthused. That Cassandra would move to live with Barbara. That:
"Damian'll come with me, course."
Damian carefully, deliberately, took a step back, forcing Richard's hand to slip off his shoulder. "No," he says, coldly. "I will not."
They all frown at him. "Where you planning on sleeping then, pipsqueak?"
He doesn't scowl at Todd, but the force of his glare does make his 'brother' do a double take. "In my room. In my home. I am staying with Father."
Richard turns to face him properly, disbelief colouring his face. "Damianâ"
"You are not my father, Richard."
More reactions. Raised brows, parted lips. Richard chuckles, and smiles. "I know, Dami. Butâ"
"Do you? I am no fool, I know you have all made presumptions based on the six months Father was lost in time, but I will take care to remember it is he who I call by that title, not you. He is the one with the right to dictate my life without consulting me, though he would not, unlike you, who did not even inform me you were planning to take me from my home."
The foyer is silent. Damian walks to the pile, and extracts his suitcases. He hears steps before the voice comes, cracking slightly:
"Damian, please doâ"
"No, Richard!" He whips around, loosening the reins on his mounting rage. "Your reasons for leaving Father are superficial. They do not show his tedium, they show your weakness! Too weak to love someone because it isn't easy."
Richard falters. Seemingly so do the rest of his siblings. Damian continues, his tongue a sharpened knife, his words barbed.
"I know Father does not love 'right'. I know he expresses himself incorrectly, and that it hurts sometimes, to love him, but what does that matter, when I know how much he loves me?" Damian blinks back tears. "When I heard Pennyworth express how blessed we are that I did not inherit his condition, and Father thanked a God that left him forsaken at eight for the same thing?"
Timothy pales some, and Damian swallows.
"It is not easy, but it is not Herculean. It is not Sisyphean. I thought that you were capable of seeing past his pecularities, to his core, that you could see the intention behind his flawed means of expressing it?" Forcing eye contact with Cassandra makes her bite her lip, breaking it to look away from his penetrating gaze.
"Do not penalise me because you do not care to put in extra effort. Do not puppet me because you only care to pick fights, but don't bother to spend time with Father, and wonder why your relationship has collapsed? Do not make me your mouthpiece because you don't accept the ways he reaches out to you as valid methods of trying to initiate a relationship, and always assume the worst of him."
None of them say anything.
"You are my family. I love you all." The words slip from his tongue with a surprising ease, this once. It is in that regard he did indeed take after his father. It is rare such sentiments come easy to his lips, he prefers showcasing them through his actions. "But I will not abandon Father for you. Certainly not until he actually does something that merits such an abandonment."
This time, no one tries to stop him as he retrieves his luggage and walks back down the hall.
He goes upstairs first, and returns them to his room. Not quite stripped bare, but certainly stripped back. He seethes at the audacious behaviour.
Moving through the hallway, he finds other doors ajar, and sees his siblings' rooms similarly barren.
Looking into Richard's room is when he feels a palm slip over his shoulder. He doesn't turn, but doesn't shove off the touch either. "Forgiveness will be earned. Forgetting will not."
"I understand," Cassandra whispers. "I've...been struggling. Frustrated. I should not have agreed with brothers. Dad deserves more."
"No one deserves anything. But I dare say Father has done his best to earn it, no?"
Neither of them say anything more, but he waits for Cassandra to return her own bags, and when she kneels, arms open to him, he allows himself to eek out a small number of tears on her shoulder.
They go downstairs together, and take the longer way to avoid the empty foyer. When Cassandra opens the door, Damian clenches his fists seeing Father kneeling where they left him standing, and he dare say bawling may be the most apt descriptor for what he sees.
Cass' breath hitches, and she runs across the room, dropping to her knees by his side. Father startles, moving away, but she lunges after, pulling him into a hug before he can resist, and two large arms come around her, squeezing her likely to the point of pain, but she doesn't make a sound as apologies are sobbed into the hug, promises to do better that Damian does not bother contradicting, not now, as he taps Father's arm and is welcomed in too. Wet lips shakily press to his head, then to his sister's hair, and Father gasps for air between their heads.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry," he whispers to himself, or to them, Damian isn't sure, but he hushes them anyway, and the three of them end up in a miserable silence punctuated only by tears from all three of them.
He's not sure how long they remain there, only that his knees hurt, when a hand smooths over his shoulder, running over his back to make its way over to Bruce's arm wrapped around him.
"Mum's taking the car to the garage, we're gonna stay for a little while, B," Duke says, lowering himself to kneel next to them. Damian is seized by an immense gratefulness for him too, even if he isn't sure how he came to know of today's fiasco.
They'll figure it out, Damian decides. Between the four of them, he's sure they will find a way to keep the household afloat.

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Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldnât even care about
i know fandom history that even I donât care about
when she says she doesnât send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
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I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle
Damian and his labels :((
birthdays are overratedââ
SUMMARY: Jason ToddâRed Hood buys you a birthday cake. But sure, he totally doesnât care about you.
WARNINGS: slightly suggestive content towards the end
TAGS: yearner!jason my fav, birthdays and birthday cakes, implied sex but NO SMUT, first kiss, love confessions, reader is mentioned to be a smoker(its one line+ its gotham so) and also has a dog, nicknames 'baby', 'hon', 'M'Lady' and 'Sir Jason' act surprised about my knightxroyalty obsession
áŻâ NOTES: old one from ao3, i got a really sweet comment that literally listed out all their fav things and i knew i had to post it here too. yes this is a repost from yesterday. also we like this header design?? this ones kinda ass but i have one for a bruce fic and that one's dope,
Red Hood doesnât have partners. No, no, he works alone. You? You wereâŚjust someone he collaborated with sometimesâa lot. Someone heâs comfortable enough to remove his helmet around. Someone he knows well enough to know when your birthday is. But no, you arenât his partner. He justâŚtolerates you more than he does anyone else.
Jason didnât have to do this. He didnât have to make a little mark on his calendar when you mentioned in passing about when your birthday was. He didnât have to cram himself into a tiny Gotham bakery, list out your favourite flavours and get a cake. He couldâve aborted mission right then and there, turned around back to his warehouse and thrown the cake. But he didnât.
Instead heâs here, unlocking your apartment door with the spare key you gave him and the cake tucked under his arm. Swinging the door open, he doesnât see you immediately but can hear the unyielding sound of your fingers clacking away on your keyboard. Thereâs a soft bark before a furred creature comes running up to him, jumping up, trying to climb him.
âEri! Donât annoy Jason!â
âShe isnât annoying me.â His voice comes out distorted through the mask, and as if on queue, the dog turn onto her back. Jason never quite understood why the dog took a liking to him. âAnimals can sense someoneâs true intentionsâ is what you had told him once. Whatever that means. Regardless, he gives the creature its belly rubs while balancing the cake in his other hand. âGood girl, good girl.â
After a couple of minutes and a very pleased dog, he stands back up, kicks off his boots and makes his way to you. He finds you exactly where he expects, eyes glued to your computer, nested in the middle of your computer set up and a cigarette in hand. One that he plucks out immediately. âHey! I just lit that!â
Your eyes snap up to him, eyes wide and eyebrows frowned with a small pout playing on your lips. The light from the screen in front of you illuminates your face, highlighting your features and reflecting off your eyes. âSmoking is bad for your health.â
âSo is getting stabbed, shot and poisoned.â You mutter under your breath as you turn back to the screen. You can hear the click and hiss of Jason taking off his helmet. He runs a hand through his sweaty hair as the corner of his mouth twitches up. âWhatâd you say, princess?â
You turn around to give him a sickly sweet, mocking smile, âNothing, honeyâ,â you were about to reply sarcastically, ââJay!â You gasp as he presents the cake box in front of your face. âHappy birthday, doll.â You squeal, jumping up from your chair. You have to refrain yourself from jumping into his arm and giving him a bear hug, but settling for snatching the box from his hands.
âYou remembered!â You sing-song as a giddy smile plays on your lips. The sight of you, hopping around your apartment, smiling like an idiot because of Jason, dressed in what he now recognises as one of his t-shirts that went missing, made JasonâŚfeel. He canât help but reciprocate the smile as he plops down on your couch as you disappear into the kitchen.Â
âHow was your day? Whatâd you do?â He calls out, groaning softly as he rolls his shoulder, he was slammed into a wall earlier but he wasnât going to tell you that. âWell,â You started, walking out the kitchen with two plates, identical slices of cake on both. He opens his mouth to object but you donât let him get a word out. âDonât fight me. Eat.â
He shuts up immediately, small smirk on his lips at your orders. He loved it when you got all bossy on him. You pass him a plate, plopping down next to him with your own, the couch dipping with your weight. Your knee presses into the side of his thigh as you two naturally lean towards each other. âWhy are you working on your birthday?â
âSomeoneâs got loads of questions today.â You say, sneaky look on your face, before stuffing your face with cake. Conversation flows as always between the two of you. You laugh and giggle as Jason smirks and gives you smiles big enough to reveal a hint of dimple.Â
Itâs times like this that Jason adored. The domestic ones, the ones that gave him a fleeting sense of normalcy. Moments like this when he can forget about the Joker, Batman, Gotham or anyone outside the walls of your apartment. Somewhere along the conversation, the plates get abandoned and your dog sneaks onto the couch, balancing on both your legs.
Maybe you were drunk on the haze of the moment or maybe you just want to use that as an excuse but you reach out, as you continue telling him about the lunch you went with your friends, your finger twirls the white patch of his hair at the front, curling it into one fine curl.
Jason stills, actively stopping himself from flinching. You continue talking, something about overpriced coffee, but your finger wipes stray sweat from his forehead, flicking it away. Thereâs a slight flush in his cheeks before he turns his face away abruptly.
You pull your hand away and thereâs a moment, of uncertainty and hesitation, your words sputter briefly with embarrassment flooding your face before you clear your throat and urge your dog off your laps. âDâyou want anything? Whiskey? Or beer?â
âNo. IâŚUh, I think Iâll get going. Iâm sure you have work to do too.â You donât know what to make of his tone. Itâs flat, emotionless and probably also answers any questions you have. You probably have pushed it too far with him, somewhere in all the time youâve spent together, the lines blurred.
One moment, heâs just some new maskedâhooded vigilante in town to set it straight, barking orders at you to hack servers and dig for information. A blink later, heâs just a boy, one that brings you cake and asks how your birthday was. One that listens to you rants away about coffee and brunch and one that your dog stupidly loves.
Or maybe you just romanticised it all.Â
That was probably your superpower. And overthinking, evidently.
Jason clears his throat and you snap out of your little thought bubble, ones that you retreated into where you felt even the slightest discomfort. Ones that Jason was very familiar with. Now heâs standing next to the door, red helmet in his hand. You blink up at him for a moment, collecting your thoughts.
âI was actually working on your stuff, Iâll send it to you once Iâm done.â You trail off, your best fake smile on your lips. How did this interaction escalate like this. A few moments ago, you were warm and comfortable and felt like home. Now you just wanted to jump out of your own skin.
Admittedly, Jason had also gotten comfortable around you. A little too much. He never intended for it to happen, of course, but as cliche as it sounds, your presence just seemed to have thawed its way into his icy heart. And if buying you a cake wasnât a wake up call enough, that moment back there definitely was.
Anyone, utterly anyone else, and their hand wouldâve been cut off. But now, standing next you, all he wants to do is make you do it again, make you run your fingers through his hair, curl and uncurl whatever you want. Youâre biting your lip nervously, your arms are crossed across your front, palms running up and down your arms in an attempt to warm yourselfâperhaps from uncertainty?
For someone whose mantra is âcommunication is keyâ, youâre surprisingly quiet. You should thank him, not only for the cake but for sitting and listening to you, but all you can do is stand there with your mouth clammed shut. From somewhere in the apartment, your dog Eri barks, breaking the air of awkwardness for a moment.Â
âAhem. YeahâŚâÂ
âYeah.â Jason mirrors. âHappy birthday, again.â
âThank you, again.â
Jason moves first, his hand, the one not holding the helmet and closest to you, reaches down to pick up his boots but you catch his sleeve. Like a child, you catch the end of his sleeve, tug it softly. His eyes skip to your hand and then back to your face, eyebrows a little high, those mesmerising green eyes a little wide.
âListen. About earlier, Iâm sorry if I spooked youââ
âNo, no. Itâs notâŚâ Jason interrupts you, a soft sigh as he shuts his eyes and shakes his head. He takes a moment, collecting his thoughts, phrasing it in his head. He tugs his hand out of your hold but captures it right back. You let out a breath you didnât notice you were holding, his fingers curling around your wrist, gloved thumb running down the back of your hand.
With a soft tug, he pulls you closer, bringing your hand up to his face, pressing a kiss to your knuckles as you let out a soft giggle. âMâLady.â He lets out a soft chuckle against your hand himself. âYes, Sir Jason?â Thereâs back the stupid spark between you pair. A silence, a comfortable one now, sharing grins and standing maybe a little too close.
You can feel his body heat, warm hand massaging circles into the back of yours, Not dropping your hand but lowering the union. âWasnât you. JustâŚgot stuck in my head earlier.â His voice is low, a whisper meant just for you as though you were in a room full of people even though it was just you two and your dog.
âYou also,â He pauses dramatically, âLook gorgeous.â You canât help but laugh out, muttering a sarcastic âyeah rightâ. You had dressed up for lunch but now? Your eye makeup was smudged, lipstick gone expect for the lining, hair up all messy and in your pajamasâtechnically just Jasonâs shirt that you were practically swimming in.
âI mean it, baby. Youâre always beautiful.â
Oh fuck. You donât want to acknowledge all the emotions that went through your body at that. Baby. Always beautiful. Okay, okay, okay. Your heart is totally not doing summersaults and youâre totally not blushing from head to toe. Baby. He called you baby. Yeah, youâre being so normal about it, so casual. You were smiling stupid again.
It takes Jason a moment and the blush the envelops you to understand your reaction. âOh.â
âWell. Thank you, darlinâ.â You say as you put on a little British accent. That has both of you bursting out in laughter. You lean in towards him, giggling into his chest. His gloved hand moves up to your elbow, his forehead comes in contact with your hair and yours rests on the hard planes on his chest.
His musky scent engulfs you, motor oil, gunpowder and sweat. His laugh is a little rough but might be your favourite sound in the entire world, no better birthday gift than that. As the sounds of laughter die down a bit, youâre left looking up at Jason, chin on his chest, ghost of a smile etched into your face. You canât help but admire him.
The usual harsh corners of his face as softened by his smile. His kind eyes, his dimples, his rough stubble from an uneven shave, strong jaw, and that golden heart of his.Â
Jason really, really hopes you canât see it. Canât see it in his eyes, everything he feels for you. Gosh, standing here, heâs so overwhelmed by it all. He canât believe it, obviously. What is someone like you doing here with someone like him. He wants to take a picture of this exact smile of yours and carry it with him like a solider in war.
Jason doesnât miss the way your eyes flick to his lips, when they do, your breath hitches of so little and your smile stutters too. He didnât miss the way the look in your eye when he called you âbabyâ either.Â
If this were a movie, a rom com perhaps, this would be the moment when the romantic jazz would commence. Jasonâs pull you closer, ask you if he could kiss you, then actually do it.
So he does.
His hand on your shoulder moves to your back, pulling you in ever so slightly. You hum, in some form of agreement. He hesitates, mouth opening and stuttering. But the expectant look in your eyes gives him some confidence. âCan IâŚâ Your smile widens. âCan I kiss you?âÂ
âYes!â You whisper-shout with an eye rolling like it wasnât obvious. His own smile widens to the max, those beautiful dimples of his making an appearance, before he leans forward and presses a chaste kiss to your lips.
Your hands snake around his neck, one delving into his hair and pulling him closer. He groans as he feels you dreading through his locks, deepening the kiss, your body closer and basically moulding into his. His hands circle your waist. Your legs lift off the ground as he holds on to you like you weight nothing.Â
He pulls away for a moment, dazed but content expression on both your faces, only inches apart. âIâve been waiting for that for a while now.â You whisper. âOh, really?â Jasonâs eyebrows raise up. You nod, eyes darting between his eyes and lips, cheeky smile. âEver since you showed me your face for the first time. You will not believe the number of times I just wanted to grab you and kiss you senseless.â
âOh, really?â He repeats, but voice filled with intrigue now. And a hint of disbelief. Sure heâs harboured feelings for you for a while now butâŚyou saying you felt pretty much what he felt wasâŚexhilarating. And a bit scary.Â
âReally.â One of your hand holds his chin, moving his face to the side to kiss the scar on his cheek. Jasonâs eyes snap shut as he takes a deep breath. You pepper kisses, his cheek, jaw, temples of his forehead and back to his lips.Â
If he wasnât holding you up, you wouldâve collapsed just from the look in his eyes. Heâs never looked at you like that, maybe he has and youâve never noticed. He sets you down briefly, only to grab your thighs and hoist you back up. You yelp but comply immediately, legs wrapping around his waist as your hands wrap around his neck. He says your name softly. âYeah?âÂ
âI love you.â
âOhâ You say in a sharp intake of air, suddenly feeling a little lightheaded. Youâre rendered speechless for a few moments. Jason visibly cringes,âToo soon?â he asks. You shake your head, pressing your forehead to his and closing your eyes for a moment.Â
Your dog, Eri, appears, circling the two of you on the floor, demanding attention. You both chuckle softly, having forgotten about your little furred friend. âJay?â You say, hands coming up to brush his hair out of his face. âHm, darling?â he replies, eyes still on Eri. âI love you too.â
His face snaps back to you, eyes wild. Youâre obviously taken aback by it. âWhat? Did you think I wouldnât say it backââ Jason cuts you off, shaking his head with a smile. He pulls you back into a deep kiss as you hold his face. You donât even register that heâs moved, walked the two of you to your bedroom. He kicks the door open, Eri following behind.
He gently lowers you onto the bed as Eri jumps in too, but is airborne and Jason lifts her off the bed. He places the dog down outside your bedroom door as you giggle from your bed. He gives her scratches behind her ear, âSorry, gorgeous. I need to you give your mom a proper birthday present.â
âOh? And what is that gift?â
You ask between your laughs as he closes the door and locks your poor dog out. âThat depends. How do you want me first?â Earning a whistle from you as he pulls off his shirt and climbs on top of you.
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Canât believe Iâm just now reading this I need him bad omg

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do u think omegaverse acknowledges covid-19 and the generation of people who permanently lost their sense of smell like how are they all scenting each other now is the omegaverse economy in shambles
actually pheromone sensing works differently from normal olfaction, since humans in our world donât have a functioning vomeronasal organ (VNO), we donât have any data on how covid-19 would affect a functioning VNO in omegaverse AUs
Actually there is evidence that covid probably would affect the VNO and it stands to reason would accordingly impair its function. Briefly:
SARS-CoV-2, the virus that causes covid, can only infect cells expressing a certain protein called ACE2
ACE2 is expressed widely in nasal cavity epithelial cells but not in olfactory sensory neurons.Â
Seo et al. (2021) studied potential nasal targets for SARS-CoV-2 using golden hamsters as a model organism (commonly used as a proxy for humans in virology studies)
They found ACE2 expression in the main olfactory bulb epithelium (MOE, your ânormalâ nose organ)Â as well as the vomeronasal organ (VNO)
Several cell types in the VNO were able to be infected and they also found significant inflammatory activity (macrophage activation, apoptotic cells, etc)Â
The specifics of how covid actually causes dysosmia are not known for sure but epithelial damage by local inflammatory immune responses likely plays a role, especially because sensory neurons themselves are not affected (Bilinska, & Butowt, 2020). Therefore I would suggest a potential similar effect of VNO dysfunction as we see in the main olfactory bulb
From Seo et al.: âConsidering the function of the VNO, infection and subsequent pathologic changes may affect the behavior of Syrian hamstersâ
If it stands to reason that omegaverse individuals have functioning VNOs similar to members of the animal kingdom, then it is more than reasonable to conclude that covid may cause them to lose not only their main olfactory function, but also their VNO function as well
 References: (1) (2)
In conclusion the omegaverse economy IS in shambles.
OP this is very well-written but im still hung up on how you came onstage dressed as a clown only to tear off the costume and reveal yourself as a biologist
roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways theyâre fucking dead itâs not like youâre enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that
the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people