Well Jerry, I'm VALID!

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

Hern's practice is in line with the strongest ethical abortion rationale: That no person is legally required to give resources from their body to keep another alive. This is an argument which does not rely on the absence of fetal personhood (A nebulous philosophical concept that will never be conclusively proven to everyone' s satisfaction), and the same argument that protects the right to not donate blood, organs or tissue, even if it would save another person's life.

hey patrick can you see my feet

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

no one knows the context of this whatsoever it was about me and my friend when we were 8 pretending we were spongebob and patrick and had penises and we were peeing with them in a church bathroom and we said this aloud and some lady comes in and tells us that everyone down the hall could hear us, and then i wouldnt leave the bathroom because i was too afraid

reading this again i guess the context is all there in the penises

Ten year anniversary of this post and would like to add some more, unnecessary context: this was at my sister piano recital, the piano teacher was my penis friends Russian mom who would regularly try to feed me cold hotdog cut up into cold spaghetti with ketchup, and despite not having talked to the penis friend in years both she and her younger sister recently learned I was in our hometown and hit me up trying to buy weed.

If it was possible to like work part time and afford a place on your own anywhere it would change everything like the lives that would flourish the art that would be getting made the ideas and love and beauty that would be expressed it would change the world and they don’t want that…. They do not want that at all

definitely just ate a little bit of my own hair on accident

“Ultra-Marines Mr. Bond? How utterly predictable. I cast “Da Jump” and put my 30 Ork Boyz directly behind your lines. Now, will you save your reserves? Or put your tanks at the mercy of my Stompa? WAAAGH, Mr. Bond.”

Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

im baldr

this is baldr everyone

oh fuck huge fan, I love your gate

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my what

literally every single time my ass hurts for any reason at all all i can think of is “your ass hurt. done”

The thing is that I don't want to be employed but I also don't want to be unemployed. I actually want our entire economic system to explode but that's not really a feasible option right now