look, dont touch

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

Kizuna Ai is cute because she looks like she’s desperately holding on to her last shred of sanity with splintered bleeding fingertips

i ate chef boyardee and began to cry bro that shit was so bad… i had noodles i could have eaten those

last time i had sleep paralysis that kid Wen from lemonade mouth stood at the end of my bed and did the rap to Determinate for like 3 hours straight and i haven’t slept peacefully since

It wasn’t sleep paralysis he was actually there he actually broke into your house and intended to rob you but you woke up and he had to improvise