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Jermajesty x Shy! Reader

Summary: Jermajesty coming home from a long day and just being clingy with you because he misses you.

The apartment was quiet when Jermajesty finally walked in.

He shut the door behind him with a soft sigh, dropping his keys onto the counter like he’d been holding the weight of the entire day in his hands.

You looked up from the couch. “…Hey.” That was all you got out before he was already crossing the room.

“Hi, pretty girl.” He dropped onto the couch beside you and immediately wrapped his arms around your waist, pulling you into him like he hadn’t seen you in weeks instead of just a day.

You made a small sound of surprise.

“Jermajesty”

“No,” he muttered, burying his face into your shoulder. “Don’t ‘Jermajesty’ me right now.” You blinked. “…What?”

“I missed you."

That shut you up.

You softened without even thinking about it. Your hands slowly came up, resting awkwardly at first before gently settling on his back. “You saw me this morning,” you said quietly.

Jermajesty let out a dramatic sigh against your skin. “That was a crime.” You huffed a small laugh. “You’re being dramatic." “I’m being deprived.” “Of what?”

He finally lifted his head just enough to look at you. “My girl.” Your face warmed instantly “Your girl?”

“Mm-hm.” He tightened his arms again like he was making a point. “The pretty, shy, quiet one I like to bother.”

“Bother?” you repeated, weakly.

He smiled.

He shifted again, this time sliding his head into your lap like it was the most natural thing in the world.

You stared down at him.

“…You’re really tired.”

“Long day,” he admitted softly. “Too many people. Too much noise.” Your fingers hesitated. Then gently ran through his hair. He melted instantly.

“Oh,” he whispered. “There she is.” “What?” “My favorite feeling.”

“Your hands in my hair,” he said simply. “Feels like I’m home.” Your chest tightened a little. You didn’t know what to say to that. You kept stroking his hair.

After a moment, he peeked up at you. “You miss me too, right?” You hesitated for half a second too long. That was enough for him. Jermajesty grinned.

“Aha.”

“I do,” you admitted quickly. “I just— I was fine." “That’s a lie.”

“It’s not—”

He poked your side gently. “You were counting the minutes.” “I was studying.”

“For what? Me not texting you enough?”

You huffed.

“You’re impossible.”

He sat up slightly, still holding onto your waist like he refused to give you any space at all.

Then pressed a quick kiss to your cheek. You immediately looked away. “Stop doing that.”

“Doing what?”

“Making me blush.”

“I’m not doing anything,” he said innocently. Then kissed your other cheek. “This is just how I breathe.”

“Liar.” You tried to stay composed. You really did. Then he cupped your face gently. “Hey, mama.” You met his eyes. There it was again. That soft look.

The one that always made your shyness feel safe instead of small. “I’m home now,” he said quietly. “Okay?” Your voice came out softer than you meant it to. “…Okay.”

“Good.” He smiled. Then leaned in and rested his forehead against yours “Don’t let me go again tomorrow, yeah?” You hesitated, then nodded “…Yeah.”

Jermajesty’s smile widened. “Good girl." Your whole face went warm instantly. “Don’t call me that.”

A fictional character everyone loves but you hate

A movie you wished more people would talk about

Weirdest thing you've lied about

Super random fact you know

An animal you think is cute but that you'd never adopt

Least favorite color

And favorite angry bird

My answers below cut:

Probably Jafar from Aladdin

A movie you wished more people talked about

My Sister's Keeper

Weirdest thing you've lied about

That I could read minds. I was in 4th grade.

Super random fact you know

Grapes can catch on fire in the microwave!

An animal you think is cute but would never adopt

Fennec fox

Least favorite color

Arctic lime

Favorite angry bird

Bomb angry bird!

@jols-is-a-massive-nerd @dickgraysonoffical

A movie u wished more people talked about: Friday the 13th

Weirdest thing you lied about: Hmm..That I could see the future? I was young💔

Super random fact you know: You can be gay

An animal you think is cute but would never adopt: Tigers

Least favorite color: Yellow😔

Favorite angry bird: The green one?

Rapture (I don't know if everyone everyone loves him, but I just can't stand him. How I feel about him might change after I read the other comics where he shows up)

A Movie You Wished More People Would Talk About:

Belle (I don't remember much of the movie, but I watched it at school in 2022 and I liked it. The movie was released in 2013)

Weirdest Thing You've Lied About:

I don't know. I never lied much

Super Random Fact You Know:

That if you're reading you're alive (unless you're a zombie or a vampire or some other type of creature)

An Animal You Think Is Cute But That You'd Never Adopt:

Raccoon (also, because you can't adopt them here in Portugal)

Least Favorite Color:

Brown

And Favorite Angry Bird:

I don't remember the birds. I haven't played the game in ages

2: HOLY where to start and what to pick uhhhh: Cool Runnings 1993, Stardust 2007, Adam Sandler Grown Ups movie, ALL of Ice Age

3: I was born blonde as a baby

4: uhhh supposedly the French used the guillotine for the last time the same year as a Star Wars movie coming out??? No clue if it's true 🤷‍♂️

5: a Deer

6: that cat vomit color yellow/green

7: Bubbles I think his name is???

1, A fictional character everyone loves but you hate

Uhhhhh, I don’t really like…. Ykw idk. I kinda forget what I don’t like bc I never think about it if I didn’t like it…

2, A movie you wished more people would talk about

A Silent Voice. It was so good, but it almost never shows up anywhere.

3, Weirdest thing you've lied about

I’m not allergic to mushrooms I think, I just hate them.

1, revisited! I remembered a character! I really don’t like Batman. There, I said it.

4, Super random fact you know

The sides of your body are controlled by the opposite sides of your brain. For example your right hand is controlled by the left side of your brain. WHICH MEANS, only left handed people are in their right mind.

(am I proud of that? Yes, yes I am.)

5, An animal you think is cute but that you'd never adopt

Foxes

5, Least favorite color

Any yellow that’s not warm sunshine or golden irises.

6, And favorite angry bird

Ohhh that’s hard. I liked Terrence a lot growing up, but the Blues are cool

NPTs! @archerinthevents @deadvinesandfanfics @the-ellia-west @b0ltzzs @ironspider-loki

1, A fictional character everyone loves but you hate

Steve Rogers

2, A movie you wished more people would talk about

The Life of Chuck

3, Weirdest thing you've lied about

I once said I was allergic to almonds because I wanted to feel special (I was an annoying lil kid but I got punished with real allergies to everything except almonds lmao)

4, Super random fact you know

when dolphins sleep only one half of their brain rests so if they need to breathe they will wake up in time, their brain halves switch every hour or so (not sure about when they switch but they do)

5, An animal you think is cute but that you'd never adopt

Wold

5, Least favorite color

Yellow methinks

6, And favorite angry bird

Idk shit about the angry birds but I had a McDonald’s toy from the red one when I was like six so he’s my fav now

A movie you wished more people would talk about- Honestly, I have no preference for whether or not someone talks about a movie I enjoy.

Weirdest thing you've lied about- I suppose I will mention the time I had collected some dried purple mushrooms, and I told my mum I threw them away because she did not want me to store mushrooms in my room.

A random fact you know- Jumping spiders are actually quite friendly and enjoy people being around them. If they are being held and it begins to groom itself, that is a sign it is feeling comfortable.

An animal you think is cute but that you'd never adopt- A tarantula. Though I find them charming in their own way, their large size gives me a bit of a fright.

Least favorite color- Yellow or really any bright colour.

And favorite angry bird- I have no answer for this question.

a movie you wished more people talked about: the addams family (1991).

weirdest thing you lied about: i lied and told my (now no-contact) relatives that i am simply too busy due to my academic tasks and hospital visits multiple times so i can avoid any meetings.

a random fact you know: the fungi were separated from plants and given their own kingdom in 1969. however, they were still considered as plants in my mom's university textbooks from 90s.

an animal you think as cute but you would not adopt: 90% of the animal population is in this category actually, i'm scared of them. the remaining 10% is also truly terrifying, and i do not consider them as cute.

least favorite color: bright orange (only acceptable in halloween decorations).

favorite angry bird: ???

A fictional character everyone loves but you hate

-serena van der woodsen from gossip girl, blair is the obvious and superior choice.

A movie you wished more people would talk about

-mysterious skin!!

Weirdest thing you've lied about

-umm, lwk i was terrified of lying as a kid, but i'm sure it was something really dumb...

Super random fact you know

-the throat and vaginal walls are made of the saw type of cells.

An animal you think is cute but that you'd never adopt

-most animals tbh... i'm not really a pet kind of person??

Least tavorite color

-that sad greige color that i've seen on cars recently...

And favorite angry bird

-the little blue ones!

Fictional character everyone loves but you hate:

Marcia from the Brady Bunch.... I haven't actually seen it she just annoys me

A movie you wished more people would talk about:

Mustang 2015

Weirdest thing you lied about:

I said I got my shirt that I got online from my aunt (I didn't I just wanted to gatekeep)

Super random fact you know:

My initials, CJD, is also the name of a byproduct of cannibalism called Creutzfeldt-Jacob Disease.

An animal you think is cute but you'd never adopt:

Hamster cause what if I lose track of it

Least favorite color:

Bright fluorescent green

Favorite angry bird:

Jeffrey the neutral

tags:

A fictional character everyone loves but you hate: no im going to literally get doxxed and killed for this.....misty quigleY IM SORRY. IM SORRY BUT IVE NEVER LIKED HER

A movie you wished more people would talk about: scream 3(so incredibly underrated and overhated in the series)

Weirdest thing you've lied about: seeing all of the final destination movies ...ive only seen the first and the last BUT I WANT TO SEE THE REST

Super random fact you know: chuck palahniuk's came back to work after a physical altercation on a camping trip, and he was all beaten and bruised and none of his coworkers or bosses asked him what had happened, and that was what inspired him to write fight club

An animal you think is cute but that you'd never adopt: a deer i think theyre the cutest things ever but that would be super cruel to keep one

Least favorite colour: like a vom green

And favorite angry bird: IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO ASK ME THIS it's been Chuck since i was like 8

a fictional character everyone loves but you hate: yall are gonna laugh at me cuz he deadass just stands there and does nothing but mystery saja from kpop demon hunters 💔 my sister is obsessed with that movie still which means it’s on a lot sometimes. idk why i don’t like him i just don’t

a movie you wished more people would talk about: there’s absolutely nothing niche about any of the movies i watch cuz i unfortunately have a very basic taste in movies lol but i think one that doesn’t get a lot of attention is the original final destination #alexbrowningandtodwaggneristillthinkaboutu

weirdest thing you've lied about: this is lame as hell but when i was like 16-17 i was hanging out with my old friend group, i told my mom that we were just hanging around the area shopping but we really were driving for fun in the next state over with taco bell and gas station snacks lmao

super random fact you know: this probably is the furthest thing from niche but 9/11 is the reason we have 50 shades of grey. 9/11 inspired gerard way to create the band my chemical romance, which inspired stephanie meyer to write the book twilight. after twilight blew up, e.l. james went on to write fanfiction of a much older and freakier bella and edward. then long story short she got a publishing deal, changed bella and edward’s names, changed the twilight aspect of it, and boom. 50 shades of grey. 9/11 also ties into the downfall of ellen degeneres’ show but i don’t wanna keep typing this

an animal you think is cute but that you'd never adopt: otters and baby deers! i like animals more-so from afar and the closest i’d get to actually adopting one is a kitten lol

least favorite color: very bright neon green

favorite angry bird: it’s a very specific one but it’s the pink princess leia bird from the star wars angry birds game i would play on my dads phone when i was a kid LMAOOO. or those little blue ones from the game (not from the movie cuz i don’t like the movie art style idk)

it doesn't even matter what the situation is. it could be for a premier or another event, where you're both dressed to the nines and all dolled up and really at the end of the day there's a stylist that dresses you, but he'd make sure that at least something ties you two together, like your dress being the same color or tone as his suit.

in a more casual setting where the two of you have more control, he always makes sure his outfit goes with yours. it's just such a simple way to convey to everyone that you're together, and sometimes it just makes getting dressed in the morning a little more fun.

on vacation he gets swim trunks that match the pattern on your bikini (and it's the cutest thing ever).

and also matching sneakers!!! he'd be so down!! actually he'd probably be the one to come up with the idea, spending hours searching for the perfect pair that meshes both of your styles together before sending you the link and it just melts your heart how much effort he put in, how could you possibly say no after that? (plus he knows you so well that you'd buy the shoes anyway)

and little matching accessories, even if they don't totally match! like your purse is a similar color to his baseball hat, something along those lines where it's not like you're two dorks in matching outfits, you're two dorks in love in very cool coordinated outfits. simple jewelry that matches what the other is wearing, rings you'd picked out together, and if you wanted to wear a necklace with a little "j" charm he'd be so down to wear a chain with your own initial attached (and he'd get so shy and lovey whenever someone mentions it or points it out).