David Holmes

Oh my God, yes. It was insanely awesome. Best week of my life, seriously. Even with the 4am starts.

Oh, god.

What's up, Dominic?

"Well you’ve come at the wrong time of the year, when the weather starts to warm up you’ll see a bunch of shirtless men and boob filled beaches. Despite it actually not being ‘cold’ here the slightest temperature change throws us all off.

I've been here for a little while now, so I caught the end of summer. I've seen quite a lot...though to be honest, I didn't spend much time looking at the boobs. Not really my thing. The pecs had my full attention, though. Haha, I understand that. You guys aren't very adaptable, huh? If any of the like, thousand huge disasters that are predicted to happen sometime actually do, you natives are toast.

It was all right. I didn’t hate it, at least. Part of me would’ve liked to go to New York, though, just for the whole out of state experience, and because I would probably fit better on the East Coast than I do here, but that’s just my opinion. I’m sure my parents would disagree.

I wanted to go to New York purely because it's New York. It looks like an awesome place. But then, so did here, and I'm happy I came here instead.

"I feel so sorry for you, having to put up with such weather. I’m not sure I’d survive. Or I would probably just be a drama queen throughout the whole winter season.

It's more normal up there, though. I mean, when you picture L.A, you picture awesome weather and shirtless people and the sea and stuff. It's California. It sucks that it's not gonna snow here, though.

I think I told you this already, but you didn’t miss that much. Anyway, I went to UCLA, so I didn’t even have to move out of state or anything, though sometimes I kind of regret that. Could’ve gone to NYU instead.

Oh, cool! UCLA seems like an awesome place. I still don't regret going all that much, especially not now that I've got at least one role under my belt. I don't even know where I'd have tried to get into, but NYU would have been up at the top of my list.

Hahaha, yeah, I’ve seen the sites… They’re not necessarily bad sites, mind you… but yeah, it kinda makes me wonder why I didn’t rush a fraternity during my college years.

I never went to college, so...you at least got closer than I did. They're okay. Not my favorite...where did you go to college, by the way?

"It really depends on what you’re used to, I guess. I mean, if you’re from Florida then it’s going to be a wake up. But generally the weather is nice enough. I’m just a big baby when it comes to the cold.

Yeah, that's true. Well, I'm from West Virginia. It's just a little bit further north than Florida, so...I'm used to colder than this. Are you from around here? That's not a bad thing...I'm a big baby when it gets too warm.

Are you sure you”re not confusing lumberjacks with frat guys. I mean, I’ve seen some of them do pretty questionable shit that makes me wonder about their place in the Kinsey scale.

Nope, but I agree with you about the frat boys. Have you never seen the websites? They have tons of frat boy sites.

Well, I’ve never met a gay lumberjack before — or any kind of lumberjack for that matter — so if you know any, feel free to introduce us and prove yourself right.

I don't actually know any. I just always thought that was the way...and that they were all into each other.

I’m not. I don’t hate her music, but it’s not necessarily my cup of tea. This is song, though… I don’t even know why I can’t stop listening to it. Jesus… Seriously, I feel like I can never be a lumberjack now.

Dude, lumberjacks are like, the gayest of gays, even if they seem ultra manly and stuff. It's just a different kind of gay.

"It’s a shame. October was such a nice month and then there’s this. I swear mother nature is just a temperamental bitch. David — I think I’ve seen you around before," he stares for a moment "Oh, where’s my manners. I’m Gage."

Yeah, October was great. I've only moved here recently, though, so I have basically no idea how cold it's going to get. I thought it was always warm.

That works.

Awesome. Really awesome, because I wasn't planning on getting rid of you at all. I hope your date is amazing, buddy.