Oh Yes. Above. THE FOLD.

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Crutchie: Now i’m eating butter because i’m hungry and poor

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Romeo: I’m hungry but I have nothing to eat so I’m just eating a packet of ranch

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Buttons: I talk to myself in a british accent don’t tell anyone

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Jack: What are they gonna do, ARREST ME?“

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Davey: One time I wrote a 10,000 word essay and that’s how I became God.

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Jack: Don’t take Crutchie away from me

Crutchie: Yeah

Jack: What am I supposed to do without him

Crutchie: YeAh

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Albert: Okay everyone listen up it’s about me now

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Race: Give me albert or give me death

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Katherine: Guys last night i had another existentialist crisis

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Sarah: As soon as I get Daniel Radcliffe’s eyebrows, it’s over for you bitches

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Literally nobody :

albus: It was alright, but someone hexed Tyler in the courtyard.

harry: And where were you?

albus: I was over on the bench

harry: But you saw what happened?

albus: Yeah, ‘cause I was over on the bench.

harry: So you saw what happened and you did nothing?

albus: Yeah, ‘cause I was sitting over on the bench.

harry: Let me ask you this. When people saw what the death eaters were doing and did nothing, were those good people?

albus: No those are bad people. You gotta stop the death eaters.

harry: But you saw what they were doing to poor Tyler and you did nothing!

albus: Because I was over on the bench!

harry: Just explain to me this. How are you better than a death eater?

cedric may be dead but my love for him isn’t :(

Race: that ain’t so bad. remember what i did when Albert told me he wanted to go steady?

Jack: you tapped dance?

Crutchie: I did. I’m sorry.

Everyone: Once and for all we won’t carry no banners that don’t spell freedom

Hotshot

A sarcastic dumb bitch (but we love him anyway)

He likes to climb on stuff, like just be perched on a wall like a gargoyle

“You’re gonna fall and bust your head!” “GOOD!” 

G….gay?

He would die for all dogs

He can run pretty fast but he trips and falls on his face a lot

Myron

Kind of a dumbass but aren’t they all

Secretly a hopeless romantic

He likes to feed birds

“Where’d all your money go?” “I bought bread for the pigeons SPOT”

He likes to swim….moist boy

He has a secret bf in manhattan uwu

Bart

Kind of an exasperated mom friend

Probably the only one in brooklyn who can cook

Has to save the other newsie’s dumbasses when they get into fights

Stronk, but secretly s o f t

Has to help Spot reach stuff on high shelves

YES

YES

YES