INTRO POST INCOMING. DNI HERE (I'll care abt rules later)
☆ Damn.. I'm still tired..
☆ Anyways. Hey there strangah. Its me, Davey. Yeah I got this weird ass paper from this weird ass.. cat? Kinda looked like me..?
☆ Anyways. Supposed cat told me to read this paper. Now here's the thing. I ain't that good at reading, this shouldn't be possible but we are breaking the laws of... morality? No... whatever, we goin' against my physical and mental possibilities to make it possible!
☆ Isn't this just fun? Breaking the laws of whatever human biology shit thing is? Anyways..
☆ "Blah blah blah, if your hurt here, its your fault, blah blah blah, neither of us are vialalblee." That's actually what the fucking paper says. Who's us? Right uh. Oh, here's the juicy stuff!
☆ "Hello and welcome to my, as in Dave Millers, blog. Here I can just go about my supposed daily life with you people-" This is kind of boring.
☆ Okay, whatever. The paper basically says: "Torture the purple man with your questions."
☆ Anyways, I was taking a fucking nap before the weird ass purple cat cryptid thing interrupted me. See ya!
----- Mod's Cryptids notes.
(If your interested in meeting Mod. C)
davesport. and art. and neurodivergency. hrgrgr 😼
¤ This is supposed to be be an AU where Dave miller gets a fucking phone from the future thrown into his face and it has tumlt and shit and other apps.
¤ Anons and Magic anons: Magic anons can specifically interact with Dave, EX: Pat pat physically instead of digitally. Anons are just random stranger on the internet.
¤ Like I am doing with myself and Dave, there are speech indications with markings like ☆ and ¤. The others will be pretty easy to figure out, but for Steven and Peter when they eventually come, Peter is ♧ and Steven is unkown as of right now.
¤ Of course this does mean there are rules and a DNI list SO (im litterly about to just copy and paste my art blogs DNI list)
DNI LIST
> BASIC DNI (Homophobic, Transphobic, Xenophobic, Islamophobic, etc.)
> Misogynistic
> Racist, Sexist, Ableist, Discrimination, etc.
> Invalidates A Person's Pronouns / Gender / Identity
> Pedophile, Sexualizes Minors, Jokes About R×pe, etc.
> Anyone who gives hate towards Furries or Alterhuman, Otherkin, Fictionkin, Therianthropy, Otherhearted, Animalhearted, ETC.
> Anyone who fetishizes/gives hate towards agere or petre.
> Anyone who hates/shames people for disabiltys.( Does not matter if its physical disability or mental, out.)
> NSFW accounts.
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Anon list:
- Applesauce Anon
-Tangering Anon (forcibly magic anon)
