Dave & Buster's Lynnwood

I think if The Santa Clause starring Tim Allen was real people would start using the NORAD Santa Tracker to hunt him down and kill him for his coat like a wild beast.

Also did they ever explain how much the coat transforms the wearer? Like can it trans your gender? Can it change your race?

Frankly I think Tim Allen's base form is too close to popular depictions of Santa for us to really get an idea of the coat's true capabilities. The sequels were an ample opportunity to explore this, but instead they went with an arranged marriage and the only depiction of Jack Frost that I have never seen anyone speak of with infatuation.

I think if The Santa Clause starring Tim Allen was real people would start using the NORAD Santa Tracker to hunt him down and kill him for his coat like a wild beast.

Also did they ever explain how much the coat transforms the wearer? Like can it trans your gender? Can it change your race?

"interesting that OP blocked me instead of respond to my point 🤔" curious that the Dave & Busters has requested i leave after shitting my pants on the DDR. could they be feeling a bit owned perchance?

People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter job because you have to INTERACT with other people” No. Fuck you. I’ve worked as a planetarium host. I’ve worked as a public speaker. I’ve worked as a tutor and as a student teacher. I can work with people. I can work with crowds. Retail was fucking different. Retail was being treated as a subhuman. Retail was being treated so poorly that you have anxiety attacks before work. Having to work retail was a factor in my last suicide attempt. If I hear you say one fucking word about retail workers playing the victim I will personally break every bone in your body. Fuck You.

The holidays are coming up. Retail workers are going to be spiraling into a nightmare beyond human comprehension. If you’ve worked retail, you know this. If you haven’t, be aware of it. Please be kind to every retail worker you come across. Please be patient and understanding. It is misery out there.

I’m a professor now, so I deal with people all the time in a variety of contexts, and there is no way I ever want to go back to being a cashier, even at double my current pay (which would never happen of course because retail workers are not only poorly treated, they are severely underpaid).

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Good job everyone! Luigi's Mansion is in fact our most popular canoodling spot, including one couple who, while they were on a double date together with their spouses, made love in the Luigi's Mansion game. Our security guards have requested that you don't do this.

To clarify, the couple going at it were not each other's spouse. Their spouses were unaware.