DA's House of Dead Memes

The year is 2022. You and your gang shoot down Amazon delivery drones and sell their contents for a living.

This isn’t fiction. This is going to be my career. @writing-prompt-s wanna start a gang?

I am down. What’s our gang name? 

I promise I will look after each and every member and that we split the loot evenly

In a puritan society; you’re the worst of them all. An illegal hug dealer.

An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

Youngster Joey is actually an ancient demon, traveling from region to region, cursed to never have anything more powerful than a Ratata.

Life has achievements, just like in video games. Ever since the dawn of time, people have been unlocking all kinds of achievements, and yet, people are still discovering new achievements every year. You’re one of those people who just unlocked an achievement no one’s heard of before.

Everyone has a superpower based on the topography of where they were born (IE: Mountains, deserts, etc.). You are the first person to be born in space.

World War III started 34 minutes ago. Your only hope for survival is to find Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson.

For every 75 words, a new character has to enter the story.

An enchantress has cursed you, a prince, into the form of a beast as a punishment that will only be released if you find the error of your ways. But turns out you really dig being a beast and want to stay that way.

A terrorist’s bomb explodes in a public mailbox that you’d used to send a copy of your manuscript for a novel about terrorism to your editor. Police found a single page from it that appears to take credit for the attack, and now they’re searching for you.

You are a street cat, fierce and feared by other cats in the neighborhood. One day, a woman picks you up and takes you to her house.