Darth Millennia

While I do think it's funny when people theorize Claudia must have been at the peak of human performance to pull a literal death god, I also think it's much funnier to realize how she, the countess of PHAMTOMHIVE, a family in DIRECT contact with the QUEEN OF ENGLAND, could have chosen literally any man of similar status to marry, a woman who is important enough to not only run a business, but control her own finances AND keep her name without even hyphenating it, decided to have kids with a guy that has a short-enough-fuse to potentially have killed half his coworkers, doesn't shower, and wears the same outfit for what seems to be decades. Oh and he also likes to roleplay as Charlie Chaplin.