Nate Morris

horses are terrible. they’re buff and smoove and i hate looking at and seeing them

they’re like big hard dogs with no soul and awful homunculus teeth. miss me with that shit

yesterday someone told me horses “have friendly faces” and that’s the least human opinion ive ever heard

horses look like if a race of men were twisted into animals for profaning a dark and nameless god in a time before time

I’m crying

Fleetwood Mac is the moon energy to ABBA’s sun energy.

Like the amount of sense that this makes and the depth of it are too powerful and cryptic. The fact that this wisdom can exist in such a stable form….it astounds me.

I’m so confused

Is it possible to where if I get cremated when I die for my ashes to be made into a dice set? I just want my grandkids to yell fuck you grandpa as they roll their 9th nat 1 in a row and chuck me at a wall.

Fuckin‘ space tho

If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

I didn’t want this to end!!!

*clapping*

power move: make a d&d character with the same name as your dm

#but with ‘cool’ in front of it

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH