desperate measures

No, I just- I don’t know. I’m just running. It clears my head. 

Learning the mind is good, right? At least you’re doing something productive unlike me over here. Couch potato.

You running on anger there, or is my guess wrong? 

No, I just- I don't know. I'm just running. It clears my head. 

Hi?

Just running. I like to keep in shape. 

Yeah, it is. Don’t worry, I’ll do my best to ensure that you smile at least once a day. 

Good luck with that.

I’m definitely not hallucinating. You smiled, just own up to it buddy. You can’t stay grumpy forever.

Is that a challenge? 

You serious? I lied I can’t do that do you know how clumsy I am?

Yes I'm serious. Landing it is hard. I kept screwing up my ankles and I broke my wrist a couple of times from putting my hands down to catch myself. No, I don't, actually. But I can imagine.

That was amazing. 

I wouldn't say amazing, but thank you. It wasn't the best I've done. 

Holy shit. 

Thanks, I think.

How long did it take you to learn it?

A year or so. Longer to get it perfect every time though. And there were a lot of broken bones.