I Am

Replanted my little #garden after dealing with a nasty infestation, also added a new member! Saving that munchkin from essentially death.

Replanted my little #garden after dealing with a nasty infestation, also added a new member! Saving that munchkin from essentially death.

Me: ...You're so fucking weird, but I love that genuinely like my insecurities

Meet my Dad. Waaaay back in the 70's. This is apparently the morning after the very first night he ever spent with my Mom. Yes he's wearing her robe, missing a tooth, and we still use that crockpot in the background. #comebytheawkwardnesshonestly#familymemories#daughterlikefather

Wisdom teeth removed? Check. And you know I'm having a blast spitting out blood at people and just being oh so theatrical with the minimal gore from it all. I ALSO FOUND A STORE THAT DOES NOTHING BUT GOAT MILK THINGS! It wouldn't be so intriguing if it were in another location, but it's smack in the middle of the suburbs of Portland. If it were in the heart of Portland I wouldn't be so surprised

My dog just.. He's just lost his ability to pose for pictures. RIP photogenic Borris

There's this pizza place by my work. It's kind of subway meets pizza. So ya know I had to get my spice on with a pineapple, jalapeño, pepperoni, sausage pizza with mozzarella and parmesan cheese. I'm in heaven right now 😻😻