if i were a spider i would have changed bedroom corners today

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

always shoot the messanger #nomessages

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

There Will Be Blood? Do you promise?

since ai companies are now scanning and shredding any literature they can seize, our collective 'hoard all the books even if you don't have enough space for them' instinct has paid off

sucking on a worthless original

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for

Imagine you are a lynx and you eat a mouse that has mostly eaten raspberries its whole life. Christ! What decadence

you like fanart of a character maybe Two times and suddenly ur tumblr page thinks u want to read them taking it up the ass

dick from a guy who is sobbing and scared