Ready to serve.

As I have already noted, during the ‘Who wanted Sylvanas as Warchief?’ questline there was this line that Vol’jin said before you go to meet with Bwonsamdi about why we should take Talanji with us.

In Russian official translation, the ‘has a soft spot’ phrase got translated as “Нельзя не заметить, что лоа смерти неровно дышит к её высочеству” which can be translated as ‘One cannot help but notice that the loa of death HAS A THING (the literal translation would be breathes unevenly) for her highness’

I even looked up the meaning behind the Russian equivalent and you know what? ALL OF THEM ARE BASICALLY ‘madly in love with/attracted to/heads over heels in love/etc’. THEY COULD HAVE CHOSEN ANY OTHER PHRASE YET JUST. DID. THIS.

The English equivalent of that Russian phrase also is pretty much full romance

necromancer: RISE. RISE UP.

necromancer: RISE BEFORE ME

necromancer: RISE MY CREATION

bread: *does nothing*

Zul'jin: ah yes. troll grandpa. likes to tie you down and have his way with you. might be old, but dude's got some serious stamina.

Hex Lord Malacrass: waxplay. temperature play. will probably literally get a fire going between your legs.

High Priest Thekal: is good at fucking. but he knows he's good at fucking, which is a problem. is gonna bang you like a drum while dirty talking and demeaning you the whole time.

Princess Talanji: actually has no time to fuck you; she hands you over to bwonsamdi for the night while she gets back to queenly duties. hell yes.

Captain Hooktusk: gleefully gets herself off using you before letting the rest of her crew have a turn.

War Master Voone: this cocky motherfucker. he just sits back with a grin and lets you do all the hard work.

High Priestess Jek'lik: bloodplay and bondage and rituals. might actually be trying to sacrifice you. run.