Dark Souls 3

Elden Ring 

Chillen at a bonfire :D. I made this for Oroboro, a soulsbourne streamer

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

M: Bird knight inspired by when I just started playing Dark Souls few months ago (random) - and Faraam Knight inspired by getting platinum in Dark Souls 2 SotfS recently! Love this series so much (and Bloodborne, and Demon Souls!)

騎士アルトリウス by cawang@お仕事募集中

Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos

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happy valentine’s day! 😊😘

Sketch of Mom and Papa

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Mantle made of chain mail, 1591, Central Europe.

Penetrator

See you soon~