« I'm here to kick tailpipe and blast tunes...

Would I have a secret romance with you?

• Not ever.

Would I keep your secrets?

• If I had a good reason to, dependin' what the secret is.

Would I help you trick someone?

• That's a big, fat no.

Would I tell you my secrets?

• Not a chance!

Would I tell you one of my kinks?

• Sure thing, if you asked about them.

Would I use something I knew about you against you?

• Probably!

Reveal any secret: I almost landed in court martial the first time I saw action with my unit, when the war started.

A thought I've had about you but never shared: How did I find out about this one before that one?

Twisted Sister reference aside, this one Jazz can categorically deny. He's never smoked and he's never so much as set foot in a boy's room.

Fair enough. In one way or another, Jazz has definitely corrupted at least a handful of youth.

Well, in comparison to some of the bots from other universes he's encountered...

《 I guess I'm guilty! 》

Would I have a secret romance with you?

• Nope!

Would I keep your secrets?

• Sure, probably. Unless it was gonna make a problem for the Autobots.

Would I help you trick someone?

• Any time, any place, man!

Would I tell you my secrets?

• I would not!

Would I tell you one of my kinks?

• Sure, if you asked.

Would I use something I knew about you against you?

• Maybe. Depends.

Reveal any secret: The password at the door of my favourite club back in Helex was always the biggest headline from the previous news cycle.

A thought I've had about you but never shared: Ha! I used to wish there was one of you in my timeline. Blaster and Cosmos are the only other bots who really dig the music here, you know?