Art Junk

DO YOU LIKE AWESOME GRAPHICS?

WHAT ABOUT AWESOME GRAPHICS ON THE CHEAP?

OH SHIT– THEN IT LOOKS LIKE YOU’D BETTER COME ON DOWN TO THIS BADDASS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE.

I’LL MAKE YOU A PROMO IMAGE, DASH SIDEBAR, DASH ICON OR ANY OTHER SORT OF GRAPHIC YOU CAN CONCEIVE*!

YOU WANT SOME TRANSPARENT GRAPHIC FOR YOUR THEME? DONE. YOU WANT A FANCY NEW PROMO? DONE. YOU WANT ME TO DATE YOUR DAUGHTER? I MUST RESPECTFULLY DECLINE!

SO COME ON DOWN AND MAKE A REQUEST– THROW SOME MONEY MY WAY VIA THIS AWESOME LINK HERE AND WE’LL BE IN BUSINESS.

*within reason Max is not responsible for any dismemberment or loss of life as a result of his kickass graphics. If in fact you experience dizziness, fatigue, or loss of breath upon first sight of your amazing graphic, please seek emergency medical help.

Ok here we go. Story time.

I work as a sitter for a low income family. I give them a super cheap rate as it is for their three kids because I forking adore these guys. They’ve all got ADHD and no one else will watch them. Which sucks.

The mom asked if she could pay me just once a month because that’s what’s easiest for her in her current financial situation. She and her husband both work— and like I said, three kids who are neurodivergent and on meds.

So she told me today she can’t afford to pay me this week, but she’ll pay me eventually for all my sitting this past month. Which I don’t mind at all— I told her to take as long as she needs.

The problem is my car payment. It’s due next week. I can’t put it off— I can’t do a late payment or my rate goes up. I was counting on this pay to cover my payment for this month. And now I’m up shit’s creek.

I work three jobs. One makes me a bit more money and the other has much less hours. I do whatever I can to make ends meet and I work my forking butt off. I’m also dealing with medical problems but mama didn’t raise a quitter so I stick it out.

I’m opening graphics commissions. Maybe writing. Idk. I can make you a solid promo or sidebar for the dash view of your blog.

Here are a few of the things I’ve made. So uh— hit me up if you’re down. I’m open to donations as well, or loans that I can throw back once I get paid.