Based on the box office totals alone, everyone’s obsessed with “Avengers: Infinity War.” (If you’re one of five people who haven’t seen it, don’t worry, we’ll try not to spoil it for you.) So naturally, these amazing Infinity Gauntlet cups are taking over Disneyland. You too can possess a cup that would be the pride of Thanos. The mug literally fits around your arm and can be filled with an infinite amount of soda (or booze, if you’re feeling sneaky), so you can sip like a super villain. Get yours HERE!

use a different soap on your hair, face, and body.

don’t use the same washcloth between your ass cheeks that you use on your face (if you do, wash your face first and your ass last and get a new washcloth for your next shower).

choose soap based on what your skin needs not what it smells like. (if it smells like cologne it ain’t doing shit for you cuh)

thoroughly wash all the deodorant out of your armpits EVERY time you shower (that’s why a lot of you niggas are permanently musty).

exfoliate.

don’t smoke as soon as you get out the shower (you niggas smell like burnt ass and wet sage).

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