Fitzwilliam Darcy

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ooc | Fanny & Darcy

I NEED THE CAROLINE/JOHN/DARCY/BINGLEY/FANNY INTERACTIONS LIKE I NEED AIR OK THIS MUUUUUUST BE A THING Darcy would also be soooooo thrilled ok like he'd be like DAMMIT BINGLEY WE SHOULD HAVE STAYED AT AN INN AND RISKED YOUR SISTERS HONOR OVER THIS basically ;DDDDD Ommmmggggg but Caroline and Fanny both vying for the love of various Darcies while Fanny tries to woo Caroline for one of her other brothers I ACTUALLY CANNOT THIS IS THE GREATEST (That is NOT how Darcy will see it tho ;DDDDD) Do you think that this all takes place before or after the Dashwood girls are booted? Hahah bc this could be a VERY full house ;DDD Oh, yeah. I actually think that, upon meeting him, Darcy will like Edward (not that he'll be very obv about it bc this is Darcy afterall) and would probs be in support of him following his vocation rather than what his mother wants (Darcy has visions of his lady aunt Catherine and his sickly 'intended' lbr). BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY ENTIRELY. Idk what Darcy's relationship is with the Dashwood girls, yet, but I'll let you know once we've hashed that out. OK SO THIS WAS REALLY ALL OVER THE PLACE???? I have no idea if I answered everything BUT BASICALLY I LOVE IT ALL AND I SOOOOO NEED THIS LAKDJFKLDAJKFJ <333333

ooc | Brandon & Darcy

That makes total sense!!! Hahaha! I hadn't even thought of that angle, but I think you're dead on bc Brandon's word is gospel with the Middletons and Mrs Jennings tbh HAHAHA And just yes. Also, Darcy basically ~does get to fly by on the coattails of Bingley's kindness tbh but I'm not sure he actually appreciates that bc ewwww parties and dancing like who wants to have fun???? What a waste of time. Jk, jk But, anyway, if we're starting them off as only having met once before, do you think we're about ready to start, since there isn't much backstory to plot out? Hahah! Unless we wanna cover how their meeting in London went? ~insert SNOBBISH DARCY SNOBBISM

ooc | Brandon & Darcy

OMMMMGGGG LIZZY THIS SO HARD bc they'd be suuuuch awesome friends and like I can see them like OMG WUT IS WITH SOME OF THESE PEOPLE together and like comparing notes on Lizzy/Marianne BUUUUT omg can't you just imagine them first meeting and like ~Darcy fail and Brandon's just like OMG WUT IS UP WITH THIS DUDE and Darcy's like ~I do not have the gift of making conversation with strangers~ and basically everyone's all ???!!!??!!?????? Except Bingley. Bingley is awesome. And their friendship honestly contributes to the ???!!!??!!?????? as a result tbh BUT ANYWAY I would love either tbh, so if you have a preference, let's go with that. If not...hmmm...I guess we could say that since Darcy's never been to these parts they're strangers? idk. Thoughts?

OMMMMMGGGGGG dude Fanny is far and away Darcy's FAVORITE person like he just lives for hang sessions with her. OMG tho he'd be sooooo cutting towards her. Bc to him, she is the worst sort of parasite the misfortunes of their social system attract who brownnose for favors and cast off those in need of their pity. Her behavior towards the Dashwood girls would, to his mind, be unforgivable and he would honestly keep hitting that dead horse whenever it even faintly came up. Weirdly, I can actually see Edward/Georgiana being a good thing, but if Darcy were asked merely on acquaintance with Fanny, he would insist that he would never give his consent to such a union. THIS WILL BE SUCH A DISASTER <33333333 But at the same time, if Georgiana's present, or he's at Pemberley, he's more gallant than usual bc that's his comfort zone and he's the host, so if she were there, he be a little more (grudgingly) polite and just I can't even HAHAHAHAH

Total Ass Alert: alt title for Pride & Prejudice lbr ;DDDDD Duuuuuude, this is so not cool bc I can legit see it going either way as well?????? I think, regardless, Darcy would respect Colonel Brandon bc he's an awesome dude but Darcy himself...I guess it'd depend on how long they've known each other? Like if they're just meeting, we all know what a wonderful first impression Darcy gives but we also know he kinda grows on one with time. Which brings me to the question of what the setting is? Like are they all gathering in Bath? Is this a made up mish-mash location where all their estates essentially border each other? Something else? Bc if, say, they're neighbors, well, they probs go hunting together and like talk about...heifers or idk whatever it is landowners talk about and basically have a friendship going and like high five over unrequited love basically ;DDDD Or if they're in a new neighborhood and just meeting, Darcy's probs his cold, barely civil self. So yeah. Hahah! Thoughts?

OOC | Darcy & Bingley

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LIZZY I AM NOT OK OVER HERE THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF OK because Bingley knows all Darcy's secrets: Bingley keeps Darcy sane. I feel as if they NEED each other just to be balanced, to be right and true and direct and not just go off the deep end. Bingley keeps Darcy from going all James Caldwell and retiring entirely from the public view to haunt Pemberley; Darcy prevents others from taking advantage of Bingley's compassion. And they keep each other human, imo. Darcy needs someone to reason with him, sometimes, to encourage him. He will ALWAYS be there to guard Bingley's best interests and his own sense and efficiency keeps Pemberley running smoothly, but I think when it comes to raising a sister, or handling an overbearing aunt, or simply enjoying the Meryton town ball to some measure, Bingley's the one he looks to, to advise him, to gently prod him in the right direction. HEADCANON ACCEPTEDDDDDD!!!!!! I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT!!! Ok, so, timing-wise, do you think they would've met before, after, or right around the time that things went south with Wickham? Because I can't remember if Bingley recognized Wickham by anything other than his name? If he did, and Bingley was there for Darcy at that time, I can definitely see it strengthening their relationship. On the other hand, if they met later, telling him about it definitely would've been a great sign of ~trust, etc., since he obv doesn't throw that knowledge around. Ughhhh, Darcy'd be only happy to help him out, tooooo! Like I can't even because he wouldn't judge Bingley, at all (he'd judge his father silently tho tbh), he'd just be all, "This is how it is," like taking him around the estate, showing him how Pemberley runs, going out to Bingley's own to take a look I CAN TOTALLY PICTURE THIS LKADSJFKLDJSKLJ Meanwhile, Caroline tries to seduce him...o.0 Hahahha! (All while his aunt wants him for sickly Anne - Darcy's love life, man.)