In Between Here And There

cargo shorts

suspenders over ratty gaymer tshirts

pizza

never combing your hair

alternatively, putting so much product in your hair it looks greasy

curling your mustache

alternatively, letting your ‘stache grow down over your bottom lip

pictures of spread asses with stained cracks

calling complete strangers “bud”, “bub” or “cubby”

dry, flaky beards

bear face

an overuse of the word “adorable”. (ie. adorably nerdy, adorably cute, adorably sexy etc)

worshiping drag queens but shunning feminine men

• messages you constantly then ignores you at the bar but IMMEDIATELY messages you again the SECOND you leave

• constantly worshiping dudes with average looks and zero personality

• dates men that could easily pass as his identical twin