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thecellopirate

why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom

thecellopirate

because freedom rings

thecellopirate

stop unfollowing me

Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*

Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"

Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."

Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."

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queenofheartsonthesleeve

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railroadsoftware

john green is really spinning out of control

its-arrested-development

And that’s when the family realized that George Sr. wasn’t dead but was fleeing the country that he loved so very much.

sandandglass

ascended-sleeper-deactivated201

i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them

eg.

“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom”

“I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom”

“This Is How I Disappear, Mom”

asilike

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clientsfromhell

The fax is coming from inside the house!

Client: There has been a mistake on the wording on the banner. Me: I used the wording that you faxed to me. Client: I did not send you a fax. Me: Yes, you did. I have fax that came from your office. Client: I did not send you a fax. That did not happen. You must have sent that to yourself. Me: I what? Client: You must have sent that fax to yourself.

Me: From your office?

Client: Yeah.

comedycentralstandup

Your Joke of the Day from Hannibal Buress. Watch the full clip here.

captainnholt

Don't we all?

- Created by Daniel Rosell

#food puns #food #pun #funny #cartoon #laugh #food pun

mrgolightly

discourses-mate

this show won emmy awards

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