into it, over it

I really want to learn how to drive a car, is that weird? I’ve never even sat in the front seat, I don’t think. I want to get my license, but I think my mother would kill me.

Miss me?

If you want me to but I have to warn you that my tolerance is through the roof so I’m not someone you should plan to get drunk with.

 I beg to differ, Grinch has more of a kink than Scrooge does. Scrooge sounds like an old man        which brings me to ask, you have a old man fetish, don’t you?

Grinch sounds a little more...gross than Scrooge, Steven. Not an old man fetish, but a fetish for older men. I'd call them Scrooge if it meant that I would be getting what I want. 

I don’t think you’re fun at all, at least not my kind of fun and I’m sure that my brother agrees.. specially since he prefers to have some kind of fun with all those models he knows, not that I support it, but at least they are probably nicer to him and you wouldn’t do that.

”What if it is, Danielle?”

——I want the cash until next week. Promise? I can’t really harass you like I would someone else. In all honesty.

I’m not lost, I swear I live around here somewhere. But since you’re here, wanna go get a drink or something?

I sincerely hope that wasn't  jab at me, Mia 

»Hand the money or I’ll chase you all the way to Brooklyn, you decide.«

You haven't been this aggressive with me in quite some time...keep it up. It makes things exciting between us for once.

"Usually when a person’s eyes are closed that’s not an invitation to loudly ramble on about something unimportant. Just so you know."

Well, it’s that time again where the live-action Grinch is the only thing on TV. I just really hate this version. And have you seen Cindy Lou Who? She’s just horrible and her singing makes me cringe.

Because my brother doesn’t waste his time with people like you, and I still talk to you because I can’t be rude enough to let you talk to yourself.

We’ll go with the first one, because I’m sure someone else will give me the other.

York, I was being a smartass about the Santa thing. And this wouldn’t be the first time I’ve been called Scrooge this week, so I guess that means I’ll have to make that a new nickname for myself this season, right? 

I won’t admit defeat to something I won’t be losing sister, and you need to remember that. Besides, you would be the perfect addition to my bed….just saying.