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Maybe, but Talk Dirty has a better beat to it.

No, no, no, the trumpets are really catchy, which is what makes Trumpets such a good song.

Are you kidding me? I love Talk Dirty!

Ah well, Trumpets has about the same meaning to it, so yeah..

I heard Talk Dirty on the radio this morning.

I like trumpets better though..

I don’t even know. I might be bi, a little bit of both sides. No, I just always felt you know. I’m not sure how to explain it but I’m pretty damn sure that I’m attracted more to abs than boobs… Yeah, not bad. No worries. It’s kinda cute, just like you.

Y-yeah, t-that makes s-s-sense. N-nothing b-b-better than some n-n-nicely toned abs. Um, t-thank y-you, Y-you're c-c-cute a-as w-w-well.

Baby doll, I’m still gay.. I’m hot like momma’s pie when she takes it out of the oven. And I have never kissed any female creature, or male creature as the matter of fact. But that’s exactly why this song is so hilarious. And I just love Katy Perry even if she can’t really sing live — but her dresses… well those are fantabolous.

O-oh. W-well, you're q-q-quite comfortable w-with it. H-how do y-you know if you li-like guys i-if you never ki-kissed them? Oh, m-most definitely. K-katy P-P-Perry is really gor-gorgeous.

"I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick.", Oh, wait…

Wait- I, I thought y-you were g-g-gay as w-well..

I haven’t left my room all week… I mean, I’m usually reading but lately I’ve been watching Frozen over and over and over. 

Y-yeah, I've been in m-m-my room f-for a lot as w-w-well. Ever s-since R-Ryan left, I- um, I don't r-really know w-what to do with my t-t-time.

I-uh, I know t-t-the feeling.

Oh, I really wish I could help. Maybe the French teacher will tutor you if you ask her…?

Y-yeah, I um, I hope so.

Are you sure?

Y-yeah.  It's j-j-just that I, um, I need to f-finish it be-before tomorrow.

I, uh, I’m sorry. ——Did I do something wrong?

N-no, i-i-it's fine.

No it’s not, Danny Boy. You’re lyin’ to me. 

I'm not lying. Cross my heart, hope to die.

Oh, it’s kind of awkward because I know  nothing in French. Ich lerne auf Deutch, so I could only help you with German. I’m really sorry. Maybe I could be your assistance in something else?

O-oh.

I’m already done with the homework given today so if anyone would need help with anything just let me know. I’d be more than happy to help.

Uhm, I- I um, h-hi I'm British. Um- I meant, Daniel. C-could you m-m-maybe help me w-w-with French? I um, I don't really g-get the Passé Com-Composé.