rotisserie trippin

Stuffing: 2 loaf bread, 2 sleeve Ritz, 2 sticks of butter, 6 onions, much celery, all of the carrots, not enough breakfast sausage

“not enough breakfast sausage” ;(

Yeah yeah just don’t forget the cranberry sauce

I love John Mulaney

ok well life has been pretty fantastic these past few months. party every weekend. friendsgiving this thursday (hmu if u want in and we havent explicitly invited you yet) and the used annoucned a tour and atal came back after 5 years and i can see them live and i have best friends again and my boyfriend is great and  aaahhhh everything is soooo goooodddd

I’m last on the list?! Check your email -- I sent you a politely worded breakup request. All you have to do is print it, sign, and fax it back to me.

i dont need your fucking sass chiaki

you’re just jealous of my real waifu

the bottom screencap is literally what watching me play dark souls looks like

Omg babe this is like kacieattemptsfirststaircaseforthe8thtime.gif

This person is like halfway to being a Danganronpa character.

We all need to sit around and play this game soon.

that is so unnecessary and violent and rude he did nothing wrong he is standing there smiling and you punch him in his face/stomach he doesn’t even have arms to defend himself this is just cruel and sadistic 

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

LEAVE HIM ALONE

omg look at its little arms

Idk what my ex thought telling me he still loved me and how he thought we would get together after the breakup would accomplish? Like, congrats, I guess, for still managing to have feelings despite not talking for months but UH YOU BROKE UP WITH ME ON MOTHER’S DAY OVER THE PHONE and I TOLD YOU VERBATIM THAT I DONT DO BREAKS

if i may, you need to stop dating boys and start dating men, m’ lady *itches trilby*

*is extremely nice to everyone* *people don’t like me*

u r mean to me and i still like you :>