Dancing with dyspraxia be like
Body: hey boss. sorry, but the arm coordination you ordered is a no-go
me: wat
me: what do you mean
me: you did it last night
body: that was last night. today we forgot how arms work
me: ...
me: but this petit allegro--
body: *angry sigh* I SAAAAIIID ur getting the Musicality-Free Floppy Elbow Special(tm). no takesies-backsies.
me: WHY








