all aboard the party bus

this is WILD

Maddie: “Chloe and I had a very good score on our solo, and we beat some 16-year-olds, and I thought that was a very good achievement for us two.”

and these two would grow to become runway models

brooke i love you you’re perfect

I’ll smile at your funeral, bitch.

this is it. this is the best line so far this season, and it came from melissa. color me surprised.

the reaction omg

Paige: “I’m really happy that I won, because normally Abby doesn’t give me a chance to do a solo, because she doesn’t think I’ll win. But this time I proved her wrong.”

Chloe: “Miss Abby said that for our group dance ‘Private Eyes’ we were gonna use plastic guns. And then she said we were gonna blow the competition away. And I don’t- I really hope she doesn’t mean literally. Because we could get disqualified.”

i approve of your priorities, paige

Kelly: “I know. Nobody likes us. The two bitches are left!”

that’s terrifying

Christi is like “This broad is crazy.”

yeah these competitions aren’t staged at all