In the Library with the Lead Pipe

i wish every kitty in entire world would be ok

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

happy 4th to her

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

to those asking: welcome to restaurant%, where you help ganondorf rebuild his life as a humble restaurant owner by building a restaurant around him as fast as possible without getting murked

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed