will elope if unsupervised in public

puts everything in his mouth

always awake when you want him to go to sleep

zero impulse control

thinks he conveys his thoughts clearly, only to discover people understand at best 80% of what he says

does something he knows is wrong and pointedly makes eye contact with you as he does so

confidently tells you exactly what is going on regardless of whether or not he actually knows what’s going on

makes jokes that are only funny because he thinks they’re funny

brings his favorite person special gifts which may or may not be literal garbage

considers “personal space” to be approximately two centimeters away from you

more Lan and Moiraine >:) I’m just imagining him teaching her hand-to-hand combat after s1 finale and them sparring and practicing and hhhhh them !

Zhang Ling He as Xie Zheng

I am going to kiss you… Mr. O'Connell.