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sweetiepie OFFICIAL meeting

Men gravitate towards strong metallic woody perfumes kind of like how they want to crawl back to Home Depot like in a Freudian womb sense right?

Making coffee at home is so great because sometimes it tastes like gorgeous actual coffee youd get for $12 & other times it tastes like ashtray water and you never know what youre doing different to make it so

taking away a clowngirl's makeup telling her she doesn't have to be a clown she can just be a normal silly billy and correcting her any time she tries to juggle until she gets sadder and sadder and eventually stops talking altogether and just communicating via gestures and realizing with horror you've created a mimegirl

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

are you “adaptable” or are you just willing to subject yourself to existing in low key background-level ambient misery

The biggest lie I ever believed about myself FOR YEARS is that I'm low-maintenance. I was proud of that, even! Now that I know I'm disabled and enjoy connecting with others and recognize our interdependence, I try to enjoy needing other people and needing rest and care! As scary as it is to need things you are not very likely to get, you gotta ask! You gotta listen to what your body and spirit need! (This is a reminder to myself.)

hi

actually i want to be alone rn

no i dont... hi

i think i might need to be on my own rn