Kitten Kevin

Hey so idek if I still have any active followers, but like if we were friends or had talked or you just wanna say hey, my instagram is @embryjackryan if anyone wants to reconnect ✌

Last night i had a dream Lady Gaga and Beyonce both simultaneously tweeted out a telephone emoji and every single gay in America immediately began rioting in the streets

BROOMBAS

@thebibliosphere !!!

hoNEY QUICK WE NEED TO GET A ROOMBA, DON’T ASK WHY

How long until someone duct tapes some knife-wielding arms to them?

I feel like getting a hold of actual roombas and attaching rag mops or stylized brooms to them would be way more rewarding.

It would, cause then your floor would also be clean.

Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think

I love this

Y E S. FINALLY

AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths

today we will eat at deodorant

I am sorry what

I hope it was all very gay

proof the olympics is a greek invention

the greeks would be so proud

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I just looked this up and it turned out it was about a production of “cat on a hot tin roof”, a play which famously features a closeted gay lead character. a member of the audience was catcalling female actresses and shouting homophobic abuse when actor john lacy, who played the character big daddy, paused his performance and called him out. the heckler replied “what are you going to do about it?” to which lacy responded by leaping down into the audience and knocking him to the ground.

Beat his ass big daddy

Marvel and DC heroes now exist, but due to the amount of heroes crime is almost non-existent to the point superheroes compete to solve the smallest of problems.

The Avengers and Justice League beat the shit out of me for jaywalking

remember that short story they made you read in school called The Lottery where the whole town gets together and just stones a motherfucker at random what the fuck was up with that