Dev Patel/Victor Demarchelier (GQ)
RMH
Three Goblin Art
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Stranger Things
trying on a metaphor
occasionally subtle

ellievsbear

titsay
$LAYYYTER
Peter Solarz
Sade Olutola

if i look back, i am lost
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Not today Justin
Keni
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Dev Patel/Victor Demarchelier (GQ)

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Me: why do writers always hurt their characters so much
Me @ my own OCs: 🔪🔪🔪
❛ i refuse to believe you’re that stupid. ❜
“Good to know you have some faith in me, even if you’re only being a sarcastic little shit.”
"Morning After"
He hates this, he hates this, he hates this. He feels disgusting and filthy and sore and he hates himself and he hates Fenrir and he’s likely never going to recover.
❛ as everyone knows, kissing leads to sex. ❜
“Have you really had sex with every person you’ve ever kissed? That’s...so much sex, James.”

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shit my teachers have said
komiksans:
sometimes going to school is worth it.
❛ okey, you press that button & i’m just going to stand way over here. ❜
❛ i could go slower, but i don’t want to. ❜
❛ i’m glad you’re entertained. that’s very important to me. now shut up. ❜
❛ you have six seconds to answer & tell them to shut their phone. ❜
❛ oh, that’s nice. i’ve always wanted an iphone. could’ve at least fixed the screen, though. ❜
❛ hang on, i think my pizza rolls are on fire. ❜
❛ OUT, GET OUT, THE MICROWAVE CAUGHT ON FIRE! ❜
❛ who wants to jump out of the window for me? it’s for an experiment. ❜
❛ what did you draw for me? ❜
❛ i thought people drew dicks on tables only in fifth grade. ❜
❛ DON’T AIM FOR URANUS. ❜
❛ can you hold my gun for a second? ❜
❛ it was not my intention to shoot you. ❜
❛ you laughed, i didn’t, did you notice that? ❜
❛ the angle doesn’t matter, does it? ❜
❛ oh, yes, because heaven forbid people start kissing. ❜
❛ as everyone knows, kissing leads to sex. ❜
❛ oh no! a boob! whatever are we going to do!? ❜
❛ what are you—five? ❜
❛ how do you accidentally fall out of a plane? ❜
❛ congratulations, you just killed everyone. ❜
❛ THIS IS NOT A DRILL. it’s a screwdriver. ❜
❛ don’t be rude. share your gummy bears. ❜
❛ you can’t substitute water with spit. that’s just gross. ❜
❛ you can totally make a bowling ball out of feathers. ❜
*SCREAM OF TERROR*
❛ bless your ass out of here. ❜
❛ don’t give me any of that cheap stuff. ❜
❛ jesus can’t help you now. ❜
❛ i refuse to believe you’re that stupid. ❜
❛ i am done with your sarcastic attitude. ❜
❛ the only excuse for not coming is dying. ❜
❛ the only size that matters is the size of the statue. ❜
❛ i don’t get payed enough to deal with this. ❜
❛ don’t cry, you’re an ugly crier. ❜
HP Moodboard: Cedric Diggory (x)
slytherin’s colours are only green and silver because helga told him that he couldn’t ‘just put black down twice’ and he should just stop being a massive edgelord already
@sapiientem

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Being a member of the Black family would include…
requested by anon
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Send "Morning After" for our muses to wake up after a one night stand.
Note: It doesn’t have to happen while our muses are drunk! One night stands can happen from sudden moments of passion.
Dev Patel photographed by Caitlin Cronenberg, 2015.
me: *thinks about own OC*
me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

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@winewomenwit
Name: Theo. Age: I’m in your year, Johnson. How old do you think I am? Do you like to cuddle?: Yes. Can we make-out?: This isn’t a date. I’ll have to think about it. A night in or dinner out?: Night in. It’s less tempting to hit your friends that way. Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: Strawberries!!! Why is that even a question? What makes you a good Valentine?: I’m cuddly, affection, and easy to adore. Would you cook for me?: Sure, but I’m a vegetarian. Would you let me cook for you?: …sure, but I’m a vegetarian.
If nothing else, consider the good it’ll do your reputation to have spent a night with me. I’m quite a catch.