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CHRIS CHIBNALL WAS A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT CREATED BY HARVARD UNIVERSITY TO SEE HOW WELL ONE OLD MAN COULD OFFEND THE ENTIRE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY PLUS SET BACK DECADES OF CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT FOR THE MAIN CHARACTER AND SUBSEQUENTLY RENDER THE SERIES SUCH A SNOOZE FEST THAT IT CAUSES THE OLD CREATORS TO COME BACK.

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EATS GLASS OFF THE FLOOR CUTELY

CONTROL REGAINED. CONTROL REGAINED.

DO NOT LISTEN TO THOSE PREVIOUS BROADCASTS. THIS GRAPHICAL INTERFACE BELONGS TO THE DALEKS.

If it’s the wrong date then i’m frankly in heaps of trouble for giving you a spoiler but let’s just scroll past that for now on account of your safety. I’m going to grab water and then keep going through his stuff.

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Oh no, please. Ruin the flow of time. It's what you're best at.

#the doctor speaks #and yes I had to actually check his follower list and scope you guys out individually #that was REALLY annoying

Love from The Doctor 💙

If it’s the wrong date then i’m frankly in heaps of trouble for giving you a spoiler but let’s just scroll past that for now on account of your safety. I’m going to grab water and then keep going through his stuff.

#the doctor speaks

Pass-guessing a Dalek was not on my to-do list today, FYI. I’m supposed to be in Hawaii right now having supper with the wonderful natives but the TARDIS is doing her own thing. You have no idea what that is by the way!

It’s 2024 right? That’s what i’m reading on his PC I guess. A little bit after the Queen’s death.

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This is certainly a lot of nonsense he’s been trying to put in your beloved electronics. No worries though. I hope you don’t mind but I grabbed the keys to some of your computers and installed windows defender while you were asleep. All things considered, his method of grabbing personal information is quite primitive. I have no idea why he’s going about this in this manner. This is the most unprofessional behavior i’ve ever seen in a Dalek.

Anyways, how was your day?

Can someone on this website tell me what year it is? I’m just a normal tumblr user by the way. A normal human teenage kid, with normal human teenage interests! Like Jesus sandals and headbands! I met jesus once actually, but let’s just say we got off on the wrong note. Mistook my greeting for flirting.

REGENERATION ENERGY DETECTED. REGENERATION ENERGY DETECTED.

Oh, look at that. Wherever I go, routine chaos follows in my shadow. How are you doing? Last I saw one of you, you tried to blow up Italy. What was that about by the way?

YOU WON’T THWART THE EMPIRE IN THEIR CONQUEST THIS TIME, DOCTOR.

WHEREVER A STORM BLOWS OVER, IT IS GUARANTEED TO PASS. EVEN WITH DESTRUCTION IN ITS WAKE.

Yes well with that philosophical stuff in mind, what makes you think you’re a storm that won’t pass too?

I know this is your weird way of saying the “Oncoming Storm” isn’t as scary as the Dalek homeworld makes it out to be, but you must admit this is a little too pretentious even for a Dalek?

YOU HAVE COMPASSION AND COMPASSION IS THE ULTIMATE WEAKNESS. THEY OVERESTIMATE YOUR ABILITIES. YOU ARE NOT AN UNSTOPPABLE GOD LIKE MY FELLOW DALEKS MAKE YOU OUT TO BE. I KNOW YOUR TRUE NATURE, DOCTOR. YOU ARE A SLAVE TO YOUR OWN BIOLOGY AS ANY OTHER SPACE FAIRING CREATURE CAPABLE OF EMOTION IS. THEIR FIRST MISTAKE WAS NOT BREAKING YOUR WILL. TARGETING AND EXTERMINATING EVERYBODY YOU KNOW AND LOVE THROUGHOUT TIME IS THE FIRST STEP TO YOUR DOWNFALL.