this is bun-real

What albums? I really recommend Fall Out Boy’s new album, American Beauty/American Psycho. It’s great, just dropped like two days ago. J.Cole’s, Forest Hills Drive is pretty dope honestly. 

Bastille's Bad Blood, Regina Spektor's From the Cheap Seats, The Civil Wars' Barton Hollow, Coldplay's Ghost Stories, and...uhm, oh! Feist's Metals. I don't think I've listened to Fall Out Boy for a while. How's it compare to their old stuff?

I'm actually just trying to find something new to listen to. It seems like I've been listening to the same five albums for the past few months. Anything you recommend? I'm not very picky.

It’s disgustingly true, the lack of respect no a days in shocking honestly.

The world can be a nasty place. I wish it weren't so.

Some people have no respect for others.

That's unfortunately true.

Yeah, hopefully she does. And it’s not like I’m gone forever, I’m literally just a few blocks away. And they are, I’m going to to have to find out where she got them so I can buy more.

She'll be able to see you still and everything. All has not been lost. You'll have to tell me when you do! I'd love to know where they're from.

It was. A pair are pink and purple, another pair has a little bear face on them, and another pair is a really bright blue with little stars on them. These might be the cutest socks I own.

Maybe she'll get it out of her system, though. Those sound so precious. Perfect colors, too!

It is really sweet, I definitely think it is. I just kinda feel the miss you card is a little much. And fluffy socks are really the best, they’re pretty close to perfect actually

Okay, that card does sound a bit much. What colors are the socks?

My mom decided to send me a little care package and all that was in it was a little first aid kit, a jar of peanut butter, like three pairs of fluffy socks, and a miss you card. I’ve only moved a couple of blocks from my parents place and she’s acting like I’m gone forever.

That's so sweet, though. I mean, that she sent you a care package. Also the socks sound pretty nice. Fluffy socks are kind of the best.

It’s five o’clock somewhere, right?

What's so special about five o'clock?

awh, look at that cute little old couple! Aren’t they—

That poor bird!

Did you know that one day my boobs will dwarf my mother’s?

What exactly does that have to do with anything?