u can just tell jake gyllenhaal has a nice dick it’s in his eyes

imagine sleeping early and waking up with the sunrise and enjoying mornings and being prepared for class and knowing the material and living a healthy lifestyle and having your life together in general

honestly i think the only reason being a hoe is considered a bad thing is that it implies that men are replaceable to you and it hurts their feelings so they put you down for it

Shots are raining down from the heavens

honestly, i hate math and i will not do it. if someone asks me to do math i will pretend like i did not hear them and i will leave. 

yikes @ people who think they’re cute when they’re openly rude for no reason

shout out to everyone who was forced to internalize all their emotions growing up and now have a constant underlying anger that colors every part of their lives bc they never got to learn how to process their feelings

Reblog if you’re lost in life rn but still trying make shit happen

reblog if you a lil dead inside

not only am I funny but I have nice titties too

“I forgot which episode I watched last so I’m never finishing this tv show”  an autobiography 

I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me