Daily (?) JRWI Riptide Incorrect Quotes

Gillion: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

Drey: You know, Chip, when you generalize, you tell general... lies. Chip: ... Chip: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.

Chip: Hey Jay, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this. Jay, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah? Chip: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Jay!

Lizzie: Who's in charge here? Chip, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

Caspian: Answers phone. Hello? Lizzie: It's Lizzie. Caspian: What did she do this time? Lizzie: No, it's me, Caspian. It's actually me. Caspian: What did you do this time?

Jay: I'm gonna nickname my child "Lil Bitch". Chip: I see you're passing on your name.

Arlin to Chip: First rule of battle, little one… don’t ever let them know where you are. Drey, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! Arlin: 'Course, there’re other schools of thought.