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the face of a man who gets tons of fucking pussy

i want so badly to be more offline but alas the siren call of images

The shift from "how dare taylor swift sing about these respectable men" to "why on earth were these thirty somethings going out with a teenage girl" is incredibly gratifying to me personally

Playing with my dolls in my mind palace. Making them fight

Now I'm making them lez out

good evening (in vampire voice)

What people fail to realize is that i’m very sleepy

it’s almost halloween…… vampires…… my window will be open………..

girls don’t have a dream job, they just want a coffee shop which is also a flower shop and a bookshop combined

Y'all just hit reblog when you see "gay" and "bread"

exquisite pussy energy

absolutely love it when girls go "lately i'm obsessed with" and then say the most mundane thing ever

i may be gay and i may be stupid.