It's me, fat fuck

I know that most of you are intimately aware of Channeling Jeff/Jeffs Shrine/Dahmerrealm and whatever else she goes by, aka Chelsey Eden and her insane posts she makes on YouTube. I’m the big fat piggy she was talking about in her newest post, for those of you who saw that shitshow before she pussied out and deleted it 👋🏻 Hiii, nice to meetcha.

Some of you may know who I am already because I’ve been lurking around the community since 2021, but if not, I’m one of the more prolific but private JD collectors on the internet. I’ve been studying Jeff for a few years now and have a few very close connections to both the case and his family. This is stuff I’ve been very private about as I don’t like unnecessary attention, but since we’re airing out dirty laundry I figured I’d go ahead and take my stand.

Some of you may have seen her newest post and said, "who the hell is Lyssa?". If you were one of them, this post is for you. Missed out on the comments before she BAWWWLETED all of them? Fear not! The Internet is Forever.

Couple of funny things to note: 1. I'm not Sophie, so "Jeff" sure isn't a very good psychic genius, is he? 2. I haven't lost weight and I'm definitely not depressed, so I repeat ^ 3. LOL at "I'm not her anything let alone her twin flame, Lyssa is..." Oops, Freudian slip there, Chels? Did you mean Chelsey is, or are you just being honest for once? 🤭 /j

I’m also just going to leave my second comment that JEAlsey swiftly deleted along with a beautiful photo of the psychic genius medium herself, since we’re taking things to new lows apparently by slinging shit on each other's appearances, I don't think she'll mind if I have a giggle and point out that she is uniquely ugly in even senses of the word I didn't think existed. Holy hell.

Anyhow, Chelsey actually was once a friend of mine before she turned out to be utterly insane. She was always weird and I’m unfortunately someone who tends to stick up for the underdog, so when she came to me telling me she was being bullied on the internet I was there for her. I learned over the last year (and meeting her irl, unfortunately) that she is not an elaborate troll, nor is she joking in the slightest about anything she says. She is 100% serious when she posts the things she does and truly without a shadow of a doubt believes that she has a connection to Dahmer and his family. She believes she is his daughter, mother, and partner all wrapped up into one freaky little incestuous package.

I've made jokes in the last three months or so that I should put "was so cool that I caused someone to go into psychosis over my existence" on my resume, and I guess it's true, because ever since April she has been absolutely obsessed with me. Her most recent post had a jab in it exclusively dedicated to me, which I'll showcase here for you lovely viewers:

Truly laughable, but let me be clear on why she felt the need to make this specific comment: I was born on May 10, 1994. Those who are savvy to Jeff and his case may recognize that as the date he was baptized by minister Roy Ratcliff in prison, but it was also the date of an annular solar eclipse that was happening the same time.

For me, it's always been a sentimental thing to share my birthday with such a significant date in Jeff's life. The day I was born was the day he was RE-born. Am I saying that holds any true meaning or any kind of spiritual connection? No. Am I saying I'm the "chosen one"? Absolutely not. Am I saying it's cool, cheeky, and kind of sweet? Yes. But it is clearly something Chelsey is seething over. You see, she wants to be me so MIND NUMBINGLY bad that she literally cannot remove my name from her mouth for more than five minutes and focus on her supposed real connection. Being ragingly mad over it doesn't make it any less my birthday and not hers, which is the funniest part to me.

Oh, remember how I mentioned being an avid collector? This post is by no means meant to turn into a space for bragging (that may come later though, simply because it is too funny how atrociously mad it makes her) but it is true that I notably do have one of the largest Dahmer collections in the world. Many (not all, but many) of the items she has posted on her vlogs and accounts belong to me IRL. And lately, she's been going on tangent after tangent about how she "now owns everything of Jeff's to ever exist, including his lava lamp" (something I don't own btw, because it provably hasn't existed since 1996, thanks Sophie)

Recently, a close IRL friend of mine who was Lionel's main caregiver through the last few years of his life made a post on Reddit regarding some rare images of Jeff being shared around by Chelsey. If you haven't read it yet, please do, because it should clarify a few things for you guys. [I'm hyperlinking the post here.] Note that the photos that she shared were meant to remain in-private for several reasons. For those of you who helped us do damage control (I know many of you probably saw the posts a couple of months back asking to not spread them), we appreciate you and we won't forget the way you protected us.

Moving on, that same friend and I had business in Milwaukee recently for an important interview, and wouldn't you know the DAY we checked into the Ambassador Hotel, Chelsey makes this post where she's creeping around outside of it. Here is a photo of my booking confirmation so you can see for yourself.

Unfortunately YouTube won't show the timestamp of her posting it, but it was in the early afternoon hours of May 28 that she posted that to her account, literally around 4pm, the time she knows (because she has stayed there before) check-in begins. Fucking creepy, isn't it?

And yet, she's been going around on her YouTube...claiming, apparently, that I tried to KILL HER when I visited Milwaukee. A projection if I've ever seen one, lol. According to DMs between her and someone who was formerly a mutual friend (to be released at a later date), "Jeff told her" I was going to murder her.

Also fyi, no I didn't steal anything from Lionel or Shari, read the Reddit post if you need more information. I just have adult money to spend irresponsibly and bought a lot from CC. I also I just so happen to know the right connections IRL to obtain this stuff. (Enormous thanks to A, the love of my life 😘)

Anyway, tl;dr: The point I'm trying to make with all of this is that this person is seemingly insane and has taken a grudge built off of jealousy towards me into full stalking and harassment territory. Local law enforcement both in Ohio and Wisconsin have been involved, whether she wants to believe it or not, and I am taking steps to protect myself, so don't worry about that. But in the meantime while she sits around and slanders me and several others on her platform, I just wanted the community to be aware of what's going on and that she should be reported at every corner, when you can. She was recently banned from Apostle Presbyterian Church, which is where Jeff and Catherine (Grandma) Dahmer attended service in the 80's together, after a member of their congregation saw a now deleted Reddit post by a West Allis resident remarking on their concern for their neighborhood. As someone who has met her in person, I am going to go on the record right now to say that I truly believe she could potentially become a danger to the West Allis or greater Milwaukee community.

Feel free to ask questions, send me anon hate, whatever I don't care I'll take it all. I'm just here for a good time and after this I probably won't talk much more about Chelsey and her shenanigans cuz I'd much prefer to just start sharing valuable, factual information about the case and perhaps some things I've collected over the years that nobody has ever seen before, within reason of course. My best revenge is living an extremely fulfilling life seated in reality and having connections she literally could not even dream of having. Besides, I'd rather be fat than a diaper fetishist with an incestuous daddy kink. 🤮

Honestly let's consider the source because

Such a shame you had to encounter that freak Chelsey.

I‘m a collector of Jeff-stuff myself, but my collection is very small as I am European and didn’t have a clue where to look for it in the beginning. But I treasure my few things very much.

Don’t let all that bull*** get to you, but as far as I can tell, you’re handling the situation the best way one can: Humor, sarcasm and standing for yourself.

Awee honey this is so sweet, it made my night. Thank you so much, and please don't be shy. I'd love to follow you if you're comfortable reaching out off anon (and would love to see and hype up your collection!)