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And people say he can’t act…

every time i say “that’ll do” i think in my head “that’ll do donkey, that’ll do” why does shrek ruin everything in my life

I just say that’ll do donkey out loud I don’t prance around it my love of shrek knows no bounds

the most annoying thing about summer is whenever you feel a mysterious tickle you think it’s a bug tryna make your flesh its new home? then you slap yourself for no reason only to realize ain’t no bug even there. now you lookin dumb. tryna fight imaginary bugs all summer and shit. but you won’t learn. you’ll just keep smackin yourself

Dora calls herself an “explorer,” but travels exclusively through mapped territories

#throwing shade at a 6 year old cartoon#I’m here for it

Me: depression isn’t bothering me Me: *forgets to eat, either sleeps too much or not at all, feels nothing 90% of the time, doesn’t change clothes for 8 days* Me: positive vibes ✌

what is it with toddlers and personal space? if this little bald asshole touches my knee one more time i’m launching him across the parking lot

she knows

im happy for her

how can lawyers argue without crying 

I am a lawyer and let me tell you It gets like super close dude

as a 22 yr old i can confirm this is true