So I was talking to a boy today and called him “dude” and he goes, “Hey, I’m not your dude. I want to go by bro.” And the very first thing that popped into my head was ‘wow, he has preferred bronouns’.

omg

i am so about walking around museums and holding hands

my kink is closing doors so that i am in complete solitude

do you know how cute i would be if i had more money 

the concept of someone you’re into masturbating to the thought of you really is just one of the absolute hottest things ever

dear God take care of her when i can’t

dear God take care of him when I can’t

I hope something unexpectedly good happens to you this week.

I will kiss everything you’re insecure about.

Always titty in mouth o’clock

pin me against the wall and kiss my neck