Son Of Bod

Ramsay is dead yall! 

Ron Swanson: I am usually not one for speeches, so Goodbye.

Ron Swanson: I have a sizeable amount of ground chuck in my desk. Remove it or it will begin to smell. Godspeed

Ben: It’s a white flag, you might as well start waving it now Leslie

Leslie: The only thing I’ll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

Ben: Good lord. 

Leslie: I need a good plan though, I don’t wanna cause a panic. 

Ron and Tammy- 2x8

April: My mother is Puerto Rican. That’s why I’m so lively and colourful 

Sister City- 2x5

April: Alcohol is fun and delicious.

Ms. Knope goes to Washington- 5x1

Tom: I finally watched Harry Potter, a tad unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid with 2 friends? 

April: (to Ann) … My instinct is to be mean to you. 

Road Trip- 3x14

Ron: For what it’s worth, I think you would make an incredible brunette.

Smallest Park- 4x8

Tammy: Guess I’ll be heading home

Ron: Catching the #12 Bus to Satan’s Butthole? 

Li’l Sebastian- 3x16

Ann: You made me watch all 8 Harry Potter movies. I don’t even like Harry Potter!

Leslie: That’s insane! You love Harry Potter! You’ve seen all 8 movies!

Smallest Park- 4x8

Tom:  Whenever Leslie asks me for the Latin names of any of our plants, I just give her the name of rappers.

Those Ludacrises are coming in great

The Stakeout- 2x2

By Jammsay Bolton

aries: you beautiful spinster

taurus: you beautiful, rule-breaking moth

gemini: you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish

cancer: you beautiful, naïve, sophisticated newborn baby

leo: beautiful unicorn nurse  

virgo: you devious bastard

libra: you are the most beautiful glowing sun goddess ever

scorpio: you poetic, noble land-mermaid

sagittarius: you are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-ox

capricorn: you tricky minx

aquarius: you perfect sunflower 

Burt Macklin. 

The Fight- 3x13