Queens Of The Stoned Age

tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry

the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.

god if there was an alligator outside my house right now that would be scary

i was like wizard high and nauseous with fear when i posted this and no one even tried to save me

If a socialist country wanted to pay me to do podcasts with their equivalent of Joe Rogan and talk about how Americans gotta eat rats to survive I would take the opportunity in a heartbeat. "Sometimes I would be too weak to hunt" I'll say "I had to lay on the floor and suck the marrow from each tiny bone"

A transgender Muslim lesbian who is a cop is beating a cisgender heterosexual white homeless man for public urination. Who is more opressed in this situation? You have 10 seconds to answer correctly or you will be incinerated go

Good. Now what if the man is an immigrant? What if he used to frequent MRA subreddits? What if the cop has ADHD? Quickly, the lasers are charging

ah, time is up mr bond! looks like you are going to be...(pauses with hand over red button)...subject to discourse

I love stealing. you think I'm payin 4 dollars for a lip balm? kill your self rightnow