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Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population

Please stop reblogging I don't want my digital footprint to be me shagging trout

dead dove do not eat in practice

everyone stop moving its pissing me off

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

Dude bro I swear the time is straight up nigh

hypnokink but it's becoming increasingly clear the hypnotist just wants to run doom on her subject

Let’s go trans people!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

I’m glad the horrors (diseases) are supportive

I’m actually against the horrors (diseases), but I am sure if we asked the horrors ( @the-worm-in-his-head @diseases-for-center-control ), they would also be supportive

Can confirm, the diseases support trans people! But most especially trans people who keep leftovers out on the counter overnight, or who don't cover their cough, or who maintain sources of untreated standing water for mosquito breeding 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

I wish disease upon all humans equally, but will admit a degree of fondness for trans people in general, and especially for trans people who use 'it/its'.

this video feels like seeing an old friend for the first time in a decade

do you guys ever like forget you’re interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go “oh wait i’m like crazy crazy about this yeah”